Step 1: Win at what you are attempting.
Step 2: Thank the loser for losing.
Step 3: Walk away calmly.
Step 4: When out of eye and ear shot commence happy dance. Be sure to include moon walk, jazz hands, random jumps, and gangnam style moves.
Warning: Do not attempt if your name is Shawn Brosnan or you believe this to be impossible for you as it may be mentally scarring.
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