Step 1: Have someone try and scare you. This will probably not work since you know it's coming though.
Step 2: Hold your breath - you shall eventually pass out from lack of air thus having no more hiccups.
Step 3: If 1 & 2 don't work you can always be boring and wait for the hiccups to go away.
Step 4: When you are sick of waiting for step 3 to come into action try drinking a glass of straight lemon juice. Scientifically proven fact - one glass of lemon juice is sure to cure hiccups.
Warning: Passing out is not medically recommended as there is a significant amount of paperwork for the hospital afterwards.
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