Ze Kool-Aid Battlez! (Battles) (Battles...) (Battles....)

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Thorn's P.O.V

Pfft. I have to beat a scavenger in a kool-aid off (What IS kool-aid anyway?) I'm the Sandwing Queen! Please. I can win this. Whoa. Just sounded like Queen Oasis for a sec... NOT good... Sighing I made my way off to some place called Hawaii... Teeth of Vipor this was a long journey!

I landed on some place that looked like the rainforest, only it had more of a beach look. I freaked out a couple of scavengers, but not one had a sword. Huh. Odd.

"Percy Jackson!" I roared and Percy came running up, holding some very large containers of some red stuff.

"Drink this!" he said and I shrugged, taking one in my talons and gulping it down. Immediately I started to feel crazy. My first words?

"I WANT CANNNNNNNNDDDDDDDDDDDYYYYYY!"

"MEANY!" yelled Percy.

I smacked him with my tail, careful not to hit him with the barbed tail and crossed my talons. "Meanierer!"

"YOU STINKKKKKKKKKKKKK OFFFFFFFFF EEEEEGGGGGGSSSSSS!" screamed Percy and I flew off.

An Hour Later... 

Thorn has updated her status

OPPPPPEPPEPEPEPEPPPPPPEPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRD CCCCCYUUUUUUYYYYYYYY IIISIISSIISSIWSISIISSIIS MMEMEMEMNMAAAAANNNNNNN

Comments:

Stonemover: Kool-aid still hasn't worn off of Thorn, what about Percy?"

Percy: UUUUUUYYYYYOOOOOOIIUUUUU AAAAALLLLLLL SSSSUSUUUUUUCCCKKKK

Annabeth: Not him either...

Hazel: Percy... Is in...

Nico: Our cabin... Door way...

Annabeth: -_- time to get Percy... *sigh* AGAIN. #Annoyed. 

Percy: HHHHAAALLLPPPPPPPPPPPPP  AAAAANANNNNNNIIIIIIEEEE E  AAAATTTGGASAAACCCKCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKIIIIIINNNNGGGG MKREEEEEEEEE!

Jason: Translation: Help! Annabeth is Attacking me!

Percy: ANNIEEEE*

Annabeth: *Annabeth*

Annabeth has changed her name to Annie

Annie: ............ PERCY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

Thorn: PEEWEES IN TWUBLE!

Deathbringer: Translation, Percy's in trouble!

Thorn: Peewees.

Percy: ISH  PERCY! BUDFGWI!

Percy has changed his name to Peewees.

Peewees: .............. 

Thorn: And thats for making me drink Kool-aid.

Sunny: MOM YOU WON!

Glory: WHOOOO! LEO PAY UP!

Leo: O__________________________________O Fine....

Peewees: Wha... What happened... WHAT HAPPENED TO MY NAME!

Annie: Umm........ is that Chiron? I think it is. BYE!

Annie has logged off.

Jason: Yeah I... Gotta go do stuff for Reyna!

Jason and Piper have logged off.

Peril the Winner: And the uh... DRAGONS HAVE TO GO FIND STARFLIGHT! BYEEE!

Thorn, Fatespeaker, Peril the Winner, Clay, Stonemover, Sunny, Cobra, Starwatcher, Glory, Deathbringer, Chippy, Tsunami, Riptide, and Flame have logged off. 

Peewees: Uhhh..... gods? What happened to my name?

Hades: Sorry, we're busy fighting.

Zeus: SHUT UP AND GET BACK TO IT!

Hades, Zeus, Hera, Mr. D, Ares, Persephone, Demeter, Heremes, Aphrodite, The Forge Hulk, Apollo, Artemis, Athena, Nemisis, and Hecate have logged off.

Peewees: Dad... What happened?

The Water Bender: UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH. Oh look... Heremes is... Uh... Bringing a TV! Bye!

The Water Bender has logged off.

Peewees:  -_-

Steve Lacnar: HASHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA IN YOUR FACE!

Peewees: Who the duck are you...

Steve Lacnar: Ze monster under yo bed.....

Peewees: O_______________________O

Peewees has logged off.

Steve Lacnar: MUAHAHAHAA!!

SilverMoon: Weirdo....

Steve Lacnar has logged off.

SilverMoon has updated her status

Ow.... My fingers HURT. Nope, thats my hands. GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH. Anyway hope you enjoyed. Baiz.

~SilverΩ 

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