LoverboyLance added SpaceDaddy, PrincessAllura, ChefBoi, SaltyPidgeon and 80'sMullet to 'Welcome to your doom'
LoverboyLance: hello everyone!
80'sMullet: why did you make this Lance and why did you invite me
LoverboyLance: first off, rUdE and second because you neex to be social
SaltyPidgeon: Lance continues to argue with Keith about the need to be social, while the other people in the chat witness the sexual tension between the two.
ChefBoi: While the two are arguing, many people in the chat regret their life decisions on how they became friends with the said two.
80'sMullet: Wtf
LoverboyLance: PIDGE NO
SaltyPidgeon: PIDGE YES
SpaceDaddy: Enough you two. Lance, why did you make this chat?
LoverboyLance: thank you shiro. I made it so we can have fun and let loose
80'sMullet: oh god no
ChefBoi: Lance remember the last time we had fun and let loose?
SaltyPidgeon: we almost set admiral Sandas hair on fire -not that I'm complaining she deserved that- I got a scolding from my father and it was not good
LoverboyLance: Oof sorry I just want to have fun
SpaceDaddy: It's alright Lance, we understand.
80'sMullet: i don't
80'sMullet: and change my name!
LoverboyLance: nah its suits you
PrincessAllura: Hello paladins!
LoverboyLance: hellllo princess~
PrincessAllura: I believe you spelled hello wrong Lance. Did you need a dictionary?
SaltyPidgeon: pff-
ChefBoi: hah
80'sMullet: lol
LoverboyLance: i am offended °^°
80'sMullet: good
LoverboyLance: 👿
ChefBoi: I'm baking a cake for later. What flavor icing do you guys want?
SpaceDaddy: Vanilla please.
LoverboyLance: ugh you guys are so plain STRAWBERRY VANILLA PLEASE
SaltyPidgeon: jesus christ Lance calm your tits
SaltyPidgeon: and thats not icing Lance
LoverboyLance: -^-
80'sMullet: chocolate would be nice
PrincessAllura: I agree with Keith. Chocolate does sound delightful.
ChefBoi: ok I will frost one side chocolate, vanilla, strawberry vanilla and what icing do you want pidge?
SaltyPidgeon:...raspberry
ChefBoi: alright! The cake will be frosted soon.
LoverboyLance: Hunk you are literally a child from God
SaltyPidgeon: you are a Ray of sunshine
LoverboyLance: all praise Hunk
SaltyPidgeon: you are a hunk, Hunk
ChefBoi: 😊😘
80'sMullet: wut just happened
SpaceDaddy: Shhh. Their bonding. Like you and Lance.
80'sMullet: hdjsofeoebfi3la
LoverboyLance: excuse me, wUT
SaltyPidgeon: you really dont remember the bonding moment ?
LoverboyLance: if it happened I would have remembered it
SpaceDaddy: Lance, it happened. We all saw it. Don't deny this.
LoverboyLance left the chat.
SaltyPidgeon: oOf
80'sMullet: why'd he leave?
ChefBoi: lance has a hard time remembering things and when he hears that something happened to him or it includes him and he doesn't remember it, he gets all defensive because he thinks people are making fun of him
80'sMullet: oh
PrincessAllura: Aw, poor Lance! We should go comfort him.
SpaceDaddy: I agree. Lets go team.
SpaceDaddy has left the chat.
PrincessAllura has left the chat.
80'sMullet has left the chat.
ChefBoi has left the chat.
SaltyPidgeon has left the chat.
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Voltron Group Chat
FanfictionThis takes place after they get back to earth and defeat Sendak. Adam and Admiral Sanda are not dead in this. I will be including myself in this story.