Voltron Group Chat

Chapter 1

LoverboyLance added SpaceDaddy, PrincessAllura, ChefBoi, SaltyPidgeon and 80'sMullet to 'Welcome to your doom'

LoverboyLance: hello everyone!

80'sMullet: why did you make this Lance and why did you invite me

LoverboyLance: first off, rUdE and second because you neex to be social

SaltyPidgeon: Lance continues to argue with Keith about the need to be social, while the other people in the chat witness the sexual tension between the two.

ChefBoi: While the two are arguing, many people in the chat regret their life decisions on how they became friends with the said two.

80'sMullet: Wtf

LoverboyLance: PIDGE NO

SaltyPidgeon: PIDGE YES

SpaceDaddy: Enough you two. Lance, why did you make this chat?

LoverboyLance: thank you shiro. I made it so we can have fun and let loose

80'sMullet: oh god no

ChefBoi: Lance remember the last time we had fun and let loose?

SaltyPidgeon: we almost set admiral Sandas hair on fire -not that I'm complaining she deserved that- I got a scolding from my father and it was not good

LoverboyLance: Oof sorry I just want to have fun

SpaceDaddy: It's alright Lance, we understand.

80'sMullet: i don't

80'sMullet: and change my name!

LoverboyLance: nah its suits you

PrincessAllura: Hello paladins!

LoverboyLance: hellllo princess~

PrincessAllura: I believe you spelled hello wrong Lance. Did you need a dictionary?

SaltyPidgeon: pff-

ChefBoi: hah

80'sMullet: lol

LoverboyLance: i am offended °^°

80'sMullet: good

LoverboyLance: 👿

ChefBoi: I'm baking a cake for later. What flavor icing do you guys want?

SpaceDaddy: Vanilla please.

LoverboyLance: ugh you guys are so plain STRAWBERRY VANILLA PLEASE

SaltyPidgeon: jesus christ Lance calm your tits

SaltyPidgeon: and thats not icing Lance

LoverboyLance:      -^-

80'sMullet: chocolate would be nice

PrincessAllura: I agree with Keith. Chocolate does sound delightful.

ChefBoi: ok I will frost one side chocolate, vanilla, strawberry vanilla and what icing do you want pidge?

SaltyPidgeon:...raspberry

ChefBoi: alright! The cake will be frosted soon.

LoverboyLance: Hunk you are literally a child from God

SaltyPidgeon: you are a Ray of sunshine

LoverboyLance: all praise Hunk

SaltyPidgeon: you are a hunk, Hunk

ChefBoi: 😊😘

80'sMullet: wut just happened

SpaceDaddy: Shhh. Their bonding. Like you and Lance.

80'sMullet: hdjsofeoebfi3la

LoverboyLance: excuse me, wUT

SaltyPidgeon: you really dont remember the bonding moment ?

LoverboyLance: if it happened I would have remembered it

SpaceDaddy: Lance, it happened. We all saw it. Don't deny this.

LoverboyLance left the chat.

SaltyPidgeon: oOf

80'sMullet: why'd he leave?

ChefBoi: lance has a hard time remembering things and when he hears that something happened to him or it includes him and he doesn't remember it, he gets all defensive because he thinks people are making fun of him

80'sMullet: oh

PrincessAllura: Aw, poor Lance! We should go comfort him.

SpaceDaddy: I agree. Lets go team.

SpaceDaddy has left the chat.

PrincessAllura has left the chat.

80'sMullet has left the chat.

ChefBoi has left the chat.

SaltyPidgeon has left the chat.