namjoon
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mr. and mrs. smith au
_____________________________namjoon sighed annoyed as he began to move around the seat in the marriage counselor's office. meanwhile, you were sat next to him, with your legs crossed, staring at the counselor, while messing with the end of her couture louis vitton pencil skirt
having enough, he interupted the councilor, "look, can i say that this meeting is absolutely ridiculous-."
"mr. kim." the female counselor warned.
shaking his head slightly, namjoon sighed once again, "guess, i'll go first." he mumbled, "well...me and y/n have been married for about 12 years.."
"13" you corrected.
namjoon looked over at you in awe, "right...12 to 13 years.."
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"on a scale of one to 10, how happy are the two of you being a couple? being that 1 is being totally miserable and 10 being totally happy."
the couple looked at each other.
"ready?" namjoon asks
"ready." you said, still looking at the counselor.
"8" they both said.
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"how often do two have sex?" the counselor asked again, as namjoon began to fell uncomfortable.
the couple was silent with this question.
"is this another 1 to 10 question, because, i'm confused. can you please explain?" you said politely.
"yeah, me neither. is it every night without even a timeout?"
"it's not a 1 to 10 question. it's just a simple one. let me ask you again, how often do you two have sex?"
the two were still silent.
"even this week?" the counselor asks.
"including weekends?" namjoon asks.
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the counselor sighed, "okay, let me ask an easy question. how did you two met?"
the two of you looked at each other once again. namjoon shifted in his seat as well as you did afterwards.
"we met in france" you answered.
"12 years ago"
"13" you corrected, already getting annoyed.
"right, 12 to 13 years."
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