"Jughead!" Betty shrieked as she ripped the bucket of candy from his arms.
"These are for the trick or treaters." Betty glared at his chocolate covered face. "But-," "no!" Jughead held out his arms trying the grasp the bowl again.
"You can have the leftovers." Betty sat the bowl on the opposite side of the house. "If there are any." He slouched back in his chair.
After awhile Betty had to tie him to the chair so that he wouldn't go near the candy. When Jughead got out she locked him in their room and told him she would let him out when all the candy is gone.
But little did Betty know Jughead had a plan. Jughead rounded up all the little kids he would sit with when he ordered a kids meal at McDonald's.
"Here's what we will do." Jughead whispered to the kids, "So Chad go up and trick or treat," Chad nodded. "And your going to steal the bowl. Sierra and Jamy will be alert if she fights back." "When you guys get it meet me here and we will split it evenly." all the kids nodded, and the three went up and the other three were backup.
Chad went up to trick or treat and lied that he was allergic to some candies so he would just pick one out. Betty being the angel she is held out the bowl and Chad took it running off with Jamy and Sierra on his heels. Betty looked out and blinked a couple times before narrowing her eyes and then walking up to her bedroom.
Jughead heard her when she saw that no one was in the room. He held his hand over his mouth trying to muffle his laughter but then regret ever leaving when I light book hit his head. Jughead winced at the pain on his head and looked up at Betty who held out the finger before the window and locking it.
Jughead was about to go back in but then Chad came with the candy. After they split it the kids had to go back home so Jughead ate by himself in the bushes. Now Jughead was going to go in but then another thing landed on his head. He picked up the thing and saw it was bettys' head Jughead shot up and ran to the door.
He flung it open to see a man in all black showing no skin at all over a headless Betty. Jugheads' blood boiled and he charged at the person. He was going to punch him but then he heard, "Jughead stop!" Bettys voice came out of the hood. Jughead pulled off the hood and Bettys hair spilled free.
"My god." Jughead grunted before getting off her. "Why did you do that?!" Jughead interrogated angrily, Betty tossed the hood at him, "that's what you get for using your only friends to get you candy." Jughead rolled his eyes, "there my squad." "Yeah your squad when you play in the playground at McDonald's." Jughead winked at her. Betty scoffed and got up. She hid the dummy in the closet. "I'm going to burn that thing." Jughead scoffed before standing up as-well. "That kid wasn't allergic to some candies was he?" Jughead shook his head.
"Dammit." Betty stomped her foot lightly. "I hate you and your fucking happy meals." Betty stomped off to the room and slammed the door.
"Hey! I know you actually love me because you married me!" "Oh yeah I forgot!" Betty yelled back down. "I bet you ten dollars you actually find my happy meals arousing." Betty came out of the room and plucked up his wallet before pulling out a ten dollar bill and then retreating back into their room. Before she entered she did a sideways peace sign but her eye and lifting a leg before grabbing the door handle and going back into the room.
Jughead rolled his eyes and went up to the bedroom but then got sent back down because Betty sent him down to the spare bedroom.
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(Notes)
Heyo, sorry I wanted to do a halloween kinda thing but I'm late cause I made this on halloween so oof
