Johnny:
Hello?
I'd like to know why I have you saved as "mama" on my contacts
Mama:
Oh
I met you at the party last night
You were so drunk like I thought you were gonna pass out
Johnny:
That's probably why I don't remember you well
Although I do remember a really cute girl flirt with me at the party yesterday
Are you her?
Mama:
h-her?
Nah, I'm a dude
Nah, I'm a|
Nah, I|
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Totally! I was the girl who flirted with you last night.
Johnny:
Ya know
If I wasn't drunk, I would have stopped talking to you as soon as you came up to me
But with looks like that, it would be a shame to ignore you
I'll give you a chance
Mama:
What do you mean by that?
Like talk to me?
Johnny:
Yeah
I don't usually talk to people I don't know but I guess you're an exception
What do you want to talk about
Mama:
What do straight people talk about?
I mean just normal people things
I've been hanging around with too many gay people
I'm not necessarily used to talking to normal people anymore
I'm still sstraight tho heh
Johnny:
That's okay with me
I talk to my gay brother all the time
I can't get rid of him
Mama:
Doyoung?
We are pretty good friends
I met him a few months ago
he's a cool guy
Johnny:
Coolio
I think he's a boring fuck
He just broke up with his boyfriend and is already whipped for this dude he saw at the party yesterday
I'm pretty sure he was already taken but yeah
That's my brother alright
Mama:
Oh I know what you're talking about
That's Jungwoo
Doyoung has had a huge crush on him since August
I see him gazing over at him whenever I go to the club
He's the DJ so he's always there
Johnny:
So I guess stuff actually does happen there
And what's with that other gay couple?
There was this dude making out with the other bartender
I'm pretty sure they had a thing
Mama:
That's Yuta and Sicheng
They are the gayest of the gay
Johnny:
You have a lot of gay friends
Must be hard being the only straight one
Guess that's the only thing I relate to
Mama:
Yeah totes straight
T o t e s
Johnny:
Oof I'm gonna be late for work
I gtg
Mama:
Bye
Wait
What do you work as?
Johnny:
I'm a cop
It's not as cool as brooklyn nine-nine though
You should watch that show
Mama:
That's way cool
I'll watch it now
Have a good time at work
Johnny:
Bye
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I Like My Women | JohnTen NCT
Fanfiction[FINISHED] "How do you do, lover boy?" "Oh m a m a," Johnny smirked, "You know, if I were you, I'd have sex with me." "That's a new one," The Mona Lisa giggled, "Got anymore?" "I lost my number, can I have yours?" A story in which a cop falls in lo...
