Just Watch Me

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Sometimes you just want

to watch a goddamn YouTube video 

Read a fucking book

Or play with yourself

But you have to shop instead.

Nothing makes me want to

buy more than

a mother-fucking ad

as I am about to get off. 

Yeah Daddy give me that good shit

Fucking pop up ads for boner pills

Custom shampoos and cheap Chinese goods

I am nearly there. 

More, hit me with more.

Ask me to pay to use a free service

I like it when you talk dirty to me

Smack me in the face with upgrades

Upgrades that make me special 

I am a good little brand slut

Reward me with the shit I used to get for free

Cover me in your premiums

Here let me give you my card number

Slowly. 

4724

You like that huh.

0901

take it you fucking bitch

6195

I want to hear you beg,

offer me the world you cunts

Wait a membership

Fuck that I can't take that sort of

"commitment"

And we all know

cancellation is a lie. 

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Think I fixed the formatting, turns out I am a fucking idiot. Shift then Enter, duh. 

Update 1:15 AM: Never mind, Wattpad is still fucking with it, oh well. Can't expect the Free Version to work right? 

Update 1:25AM WHY ARE THE SPACES SO    L A R G E   B E T W E E N   S T A N Z A S (paragraphs™ or whatever you call them)? Just let me format it how I want !!!!! It isnt hard!! 

Update: 1:33AM I think I finally fucking got it to stay.

Update 1:34AM  Fuck it 

Update 1:36 AM  S P A C E S   S   O    M  A  N  Y   S  P  A  C  E  S . NOT EVERYTHING NEEDS TO BE DOUBLE SPACED. SiNgLe SpAcEd Is My JaM

Update: 1:42AM Life has lost meaning. I fix one issue and three more appear. There's no getting ahead of them. I admit defeat. But there is still hope.

Update: 1:45AM FUCK YEAH I FUCKING DID IT....sort of...ah good enough.

Sorry I am very tired.

M.Alice