Pt.9

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P.W.: *touches mannequin butt*

Equinox: women are not objects.

P.W.: it's a fuckin mannequin.
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Alistair: you may be verified on twitter, but are you verified in the eyes of god?

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orbit: look it! its fuckin bats. I love Halloween.

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Bernard: Slow down, grab your bible, pray like your tryna (I couldn't tell what she said) praise the lord, praise the lord

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peridoh: ok sir calm down, no need to panic at the disco. *turns to the camera as I write sins, not tragedies begins to play*

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checkmate: *records Login*

Login: on my way to fuck your bitch! *jumps up and falls on face*

checkmate: *laughs and runs over* oh my god get up!

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equinox: lets get white girl waaasssttteeeddd

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pearl: *watching her hellhound at the beach* YOU GON GET WET I AINT GON TAKE YOU HOME oh come on he got his damn feet wet now shit-dawg.

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lobey: *glares at aidiriv* oh I just cant wait to beat yo aaasssss that's right bitch, I'm comin

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Ellen (corrupt): ya'll ugly. *does a dance move and disappears in a cloud of black smoke*

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megalo: shot gun!

akuma: come on

tenshi: you had It on the wa- WOAH WOAh WOaH

megalo: no! I found a shotgun! and I want the front seat. *smiles and cocks gun*

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Lore: when we go into this restaurant, you are 12.

Sumi: LORE I AM EIGHTEE- *gets slapped*

waiter: would you like a kids menu?

Sumi: yes sir.

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Tenshi: now I'm not going to point any fingers, but george Washington was kinda a whore.

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Checkmate: admit it, you killed em.

Aidiriv: I wanna see my lawyer.

Checkmate: never have I ever killed a man

Aidiriv: *chuckles and sips drink* damnit.

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