Checkmate: *running and screaming*
Ciaran: *coming out of his statue form* why are you running? Why are you running??
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Strider: hey sir! *hands Negi a balloon with a smiley face*
Negi: *confused and reluctantly takes the balloon, continuing to walk*
Strider: all my friends hate me and think I'm an idiot! Have a nice day! Yaaaay!
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Orion: hey mom look *spills peas on the floor*
Melanie: *watches* Wh-
Orion: I pea-d on the floor
Melanie: *closes the fridge* you are such a disappointment
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Bark: do you have a little Japanese in you?
Bark: *flexes*
Bark: would you like one?
Bark: *says quietly* I'm a virgin
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Apollo: *carrying Ramsey*
Ramsey: *drunk* I just want to sleep on the curb is that too much to ask for??
Orion: yes.
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