Hester: look at the buns on that guy *points at Orion who is asleep on the couch, there are hamburger buns all over him*
Strider: *opens the door with gun* THIS IS THE COMEDY POLICE, THE JOKES TOO FUNNY!
Hester: *takes out gun* IM NOT GOIN BACK TO JAIL!
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(I have two ocs named Ikari Rn- the one ive been using is a fennec fox missing an arm. This is a human one- ok?)
Ikari: yeah so- *turns around a little*
Ochitsuita: *sprays bottle of water onto her face*
Ikari: *turns around fully* GoDdAmnIt I fUcKiNg hAte yOu! *swings backpack*
Kireina: *walks past*
Ikari: *hits kireina with backpack*
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Orion: people constantly ask me: "what is it like to be a sexy-" *misses putting foot on chair and falls, hitting head on the chair as well*
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Yorokonde: shoot duck!
Ochitsuita: *looks down at duck in her hands* haha it's because of the duck isn't it
Ochitsuita: *a different duck flies into her face*
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Cybil: *slides down wet board with hood on* good evening
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Griffin: *sitting in class*
Griffin: *phone starts playing "deepthroat" by cupcake*
Griffin: sorry I have to take this it's my mom.
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Strider: *skipping down the street while "run away with me" by Carly Rae plays*
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Gem: I saw you hanging out with peridoh yesterday
Marakaito: G-Gem it's not what you think!
Gem: *takes out gun* I won't hesitate, bitch.
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Alistair:
