Senmoka: let me see what you have
Seijō: a knife!
Senmoka: no!!!
Kireina: oh my god why does she have a knife-
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*at a strip club trying to find a murderer*
Strider: haha yeah guys that's funny *calls Orion and hides in the bathroom*
Strider: Orion people are drinking beer I need you to come pick me up
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Orion: *pets abraxas before leaving*
Orion: *gets into passenger seat of car*
Abraxas: *barks and scratches at the door*
Orion: *puts hand on window* ABRAXASSSSSS *crying*
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Marakaito: *dancing to music and here's the doorbell ring*
Marakaito: *slips on bulletproof jacket and puts on gloves*
Marakaito: *walks downstairs and aims gun at door* WHOS THERE?!?
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Checkmate: mom can you pass me that drink?
Vera: yeah honey sure. *hands checkmate bleach*
Checkmate: *takes it* mom, Wh-
Vera: drink it, pussy.
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Hester: *driving* Get off of my car...
Strider: you won't let me into the car! What do you expect?!?
Strider: *looks into the distance*
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Macintosh: just found out, my birthday is the day I was born! *chuckles* life is crazy!
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Orbit: *puts a speaker in lore's room while he sleeps and walks away*
Speaker: *plays bass boosted music*
Lore: *sits up while having a panic attack*
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Yushiro: my brother used to break into our house and steal the tv.
Strider: and now he's dead.
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Dōkutsu: this song is called what I want for Christmas
Dōkutsu: *plays piano keys* money.
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Orion: truth or dare!
Strider: truth!
Orion: was the moon landing of 1969 faked?
Strider: what
Orion: *whispers* answer the question strider
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Hugo: we've all heard the expression, "shit or get off the pot." What if there was a third option? Hi. Welcome to a really weird seminar.
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Soldier: did you get the cucumbers?
Shadow: darn it I forgot! Gosh I'm sorry
Soldier: no, no! It's fine!
Shadow: I'll get them next time!
Soldier: *takes out bleach and unscrews the cap* there won't be a next time!
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Ms. Peterson: ah ah ah! The bell doesn't dismiss you, Jason derulo does!
Orbit: *clears throat and sings* Jason derulo-
Ms. Peterson: ...class dismissed!
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Orbit: *takes out that weird communication device for ghosts* if you are here speak to us
Rey: *sings* JUST A CITY BOY! BORN AND RAISED IN SOUTH DETROIT-
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