Orion: *walking towards Abraxas with his food bowl* big 3 years old, he's got steak
Abraxas: *moves to sit in front of Orion*
Orion: sweet pota-
Abraxas: *knocks the bowl out of his hand*
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Epiphu (alone, with his mask off): it is 4:52 am and I currently have NOBODY in my bed to come run their hands through my hair. I keep it this FLUFfy and maLIabLe for a fucKinG reAson. Come CUDDLE me.
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Strider: you know how if you say Betelgeuse three times he appears
Orion: yeah
Strider I wonder if that works for ANY juice.
Orion: you know, I think that might be the s t u p i d e s t thing you've ever said to me
Strider: ...orange juice.
Orion: you know Betelgeuse isn't REAL, right?
Strider: ..orange juice.
Orion: oh my god...
Strider: orange juice!
Orion: wow. Unbelievable. Nothing happ-
Strider: *gets hit in the face by a bottle of orange juice*
Orion: -end.
Strider: OOOOo *looks at Orion, raising up the orange juice*
Orion: *mouths* what the fuck..
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Kanzaboro: she wants to know how tall you are, your 6' right?
Gloves: nah, 5'12
Kanzaboro: y- that- *starts getting up but then sits back down* (internally) I have to calm down, I almost hit him,,
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Tabith: what type of burgers do you guys sell here?
Robbie: ..sir this is a taco shop.
Tabith: *points up with a relieved look*
Tabith: *violently starts punching Robbie*
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Guy at the bank: where'd you get all this money? Selling drugs? Hahaha
Robbie: . . . (Internally) he knows. *starts taking gun out of his back pocket*
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Orion: even though I wear glasses and I've got terrible sight when I take them off I *takes off his glasses* can still see the fact that your a basic shady bitch.
