Statetalia High (Hetalia AU) Oneshots

California x Texas

- This takes place in Sacramento California and honestly it's kinda sad but still good -

It's was a beautiful Saturday morning and all the states were.. Well

Gathering in one big room for none other then to talk about why this country has gone to shit. 

"Texas..."

I swear he ignores me one more time..

"Texas"

"Hm OH- yeah sorry Cali, New York was telling me about this crazy dude who broke his car window to prove a point"

I'll bet New York was talking about himself

"Yeah yeah, we need to get the meeting started. All the other states are waiting for us" California said in a pleading tone as he pulled Texas into the conference room.

"Oh.. Well you heard Cali- LET'S GO PENN"

"New York I swear-"

@ the conference

"ALIGHT ER'BODY! TODAY'S MEETIN IS 'BOUT SOMETHIN BUT I CANT REMEMBER"

California pinched the bridge of his nose

Massachusetts raised his hand and eyebrow (his eyebrows are like England's lol)

"Aren't we talking about how more than half of us should change our flags today!?"

"I was gettin there-"

"Sure you were"

Cali stands up

"OK anyways.. EVERYONE RAISE UP YOUR FLAG!"

45 states raise their flag

"Dude Indiana raise your flag"

"Illinois my flag is pretty bad--"

"Are you being for real right now? Your flag is better than 70% the states"

"But Ohi-"

"No buts, raise it"

Indiana sighed in defeat

"Okay"

Eventually the rest raise their flag as well

- after an hour of discussing whose flag is bad and/or good -

Texas is shuffling papers, New York is in the corner drinking coffee, Cali is on his phone while signing papers, Montana is looking out the window, & New Jersey is reading the Outsiders (amazing book btw). Texas finally broke the silence

"Ok onto our flags guys"

"What'd ya mean? Mah flag is just fine"

"New Jersey I want you to take a good look at your flag and tell me it doesn't suck"

"New York you can't say anythin cuz yours is as bad as mine!?"

"New Jersey your flag could be better" Cali stated

"Yours could be better too Cali" Texas input

"What does that mean?" California retorted 

"Your flag could be better"

"Oh reall-"

But he wasn't paying attention

"NO NEW YORK OMG" 

"NEW JERSEY FUCKING ADMIT IT"

"YOU TWO THAT'S ENOUGH!" Montana had gotten between the two

"Texas what is wrong with my flag?" by now California is irritated