Statetalia High (Hetalia AU) Oneshots

Sections of 'Murica

Southeast

NC: ....

SC: *looks other way*

Alabama: W-who.. 

Georgia: oh shit

Virginia: Who in their right mind thought it would be a good idea to burn the American flag?

Florida: Que?? Dafuq?

Tennessee: Texas is going to beat us with a double barrel shotgun

WV: *sits in corner of shame*

Kentucky: OK EVERYONE CHILL THE FUCK OUT

Maryland: your the only one who isn't 

Delaware: *holds up white flag*

Mississippi: *wraps fishing line around neck*

Alabama: Missi no 

Louisiana: I am n o t apart of this 

Arkansas: why am I here

Florida: Estoy fuera (I'm out)

Arkansas: No su Florida no (on your not Florida)

Florida: u no Español?

SC: THIS IS NOT THE TIME OMg-

Kentucky: VIVA LA REVOLUTION!!!

Northeast 

Pennsylvania: for the last time I have nothing to do with Romania 

NJ: I don't believe you 

NY: stop hitting on my boyfriend 

NJ: I ALREADY HAVE ONE YOU IGNORANT YANKEE 

Maine: I don't believe you 

Vermont: HA 

NJ: *angrily stomps out of general area* (lol wtf)

NH: hey mass?

Massachusetts: yea

NH: how come your eyebrows are like England's, but Virginia aren't

Massachusetts: *intensively tapping phone* 

Connecticut: how come no one notices meeee

Rhode Island: your boring

Connecticut: T-T

Pennsylvania: Rhode your not even an island 

Rhode Island: THAT DOESN'T MATTER

West

Texas: WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MURICA

Oklahoma: TEXAS YOUR DRIVING THROUGH A TORNADO

New Mexico: fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck-

Arizona: AAAHAHAHHAHHAHH COLORADO WTF

Colorado: *screeching from the backseat*

Utah: Dear Lord please help us-

Nevada: *yeets out of car*

(Idaho, Montana, and Wyoming are standing on the sidewalk)

Wyoming: should we worry about the tornado

 Montana: ehhhhhh.. don't feel like it 

Idaho: *throws potato at car* Yep

Pacific 

Washington: LET US GO MY NOBEL STEED

Oregon: *picks up Washington* TO THE CALIFORNIAN BEACH

California: *puts on goggles and picks up floaty* HELL YEAH

All three ride off into the distance

Midwest (I saved the best for last jk)

Indiana: OHIO GET DOWN!!

Ohio: No!! I refuse to let Michigan win!

Indiana: Michigan State isn't gonna win dipshit!?!!

Michigan: we are no longer friends

Indiana: *gasps*

Ohio: I still cant take that risk!!

Illinois: *clutching onto Missouri* HE'S GONNA DIE DO SOMETHING

Missouri: States don't die honey

Illinois: Ohio is a lunatic not a state

North Dakota: Well technically he was omitted into the union in 1806 for whatever reason

South Dakota: Well technically North Dakota wasn't "officially" a state until 2012 when they finally added a missing paragraph from the constitution into its own federal papers so yeah 

(or was that south Dakota, idk somebody search it up for me)  

North Dakota: ...We don't talk about that

Wisconsin: *claps*

Minnesota: EEHHHHH???????

Iowa: I hate you all 

Kansas: We love you too Iowa

Nebraska: you people are just om g 

Indiana: *starts calling south Carolina* HELP US 

South Carolina: we have our own problems 

Kentucky: FUCK YOU 

Tennessee: OH FUCK ME!? BITCH YOU STARTED THIS-

Illinois: Yeesh

Michigan: OK IM OFFICALLY ENDING THIS

Me: YOU THOUGHT THIS WAS OVER HA

Islanders (well Alaska isn't really an island but fuck it)

Alaska & Hawaii: *watching all the states*

Alaska: O-o

Hawaii: -_-

South Carolina: Thx for reading!!

NY: YEAHHH

Texas: NEW YORK MOVE

California: God damnit 

Utah: God?

California: NO-

ok I have to end this yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet. U guys are amazing have a good evening bitchessss