SOUTHERNERSSS
Alabama: ..damn liberals
Mississippi: the limit of possible calorie intake
Florida: cat 1000 hurricanes
Georgia: pageants.... pageants everywhere
Louisiana: that fake ass chicken
Arkansas in background: *WHEEZE* oh and .. Marley and Me .. *starts tearing up*
Tennessee: when the toaster pops without warning and u forgot u put toast in there because u were listening to country roads
Kentucky: if kfc were to ever shut down
NORTHEAST BITCHES
New York: *running from new jersey*
New Jersey: *running with broken champagne glass*
Pennsylvania: the fact that I have a university named Indiana University of Pennsylvania
Delaware: I'll be lonely forevvvv
Maryland: *stares at Indiana* if someone steals another one of my football teams—
Indiana in distance: I DIDNT
Maryland: THE FUCK IF U DIDNT
Maine: if the world were to ever run out of lobster
New Hampshire: prostitutes
Vermont: New Brunswick
Connecticut: fuck fuck fuck FUCK!! RHODE ISLAND I BURNED MYSELF
Rhode Island: WELL YOU GOT ENGLANDS COOKING TALENTS DIPSHIT
Massachusetts: squirrels
(Fuck it the Carolinas are apart of the northeast)
North Carolina: cat 7 hurricanes
South Carolina: YEET I have no fears *pelican fly's close* AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH @#&$!!?
Virginia: if west died
West Virginia: o
MIDWE STTTTTTT
Dentist: *walks into room*
Ohio: OH FUCK FUCK FUCK *hides behind Illinois*
Indiana: *faints*
Missouri: bastard ass Kansas
Kansas: its more of a hate than a fear.. Fuckin Missouri
Michigan: when people try to walk on lake michigan during winter
Iowa: crows
Nebraska: Iowa when crows take her corn
North Dakota: emussss
South Dakota: eeehehhhheh
Minnesota: moose
Illinois: *irritated voice* politicians
W E S T AF
Texas: w-water...
Wyoming: NOISEEE
Montana: friging fracking cows
Idaho: if Ireland's potato famine happened in Idaho
Washington: headphones turned all the way up, like I DIDNT DO THAT
California: no WiFi
New Mexico: UFO S
Nevada: if Vegas became independent
Arizona: what is snow
Colorado: SKI GIRAFFES
Utah: cheese
(And i think that's it fuckkkk)
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