South Carolina: so it turns out that I had the remote in my hands for the entire time I was looking f-for the reason to stay alive
Hawaii: ya know gay maybe is legal now
Alaska: .. Wanna get married
Hawaii: yeah sure, let's go
Texas: *states intently at New York*
New York: *glares at Massachusetts*
Massachusetts: *scolds Texas*
Ohio: -_-
Pennsylvania: (.-. )
Vermont: wtf is happening
New York: I CAN STILL PLAY GUITAR BETTER THAN BOTH OF YOU—
Massachusetts: BULLSHIT
Texas: YEAH
Cali: VIVA LA REVOLUTION!!
America: *cuts off wifi*
Spain: *sets up wifi stations in California*
America: WTF SPAIN!?
Spain: HE WAS MY CHILD FIRST—
America: WELL HE'S MY STATE NOW
Maine: Canada lemme join Quebec plz
Canada: okie
Florida: SPAIN TAKE ME TOO!!
America: WHAT?!!
New York: Holland take me back pleaseeeeee-
Netherlands: u mak moni
New York: ye a
Montana: bet
Wyoming: b e t
Idaho: BET
Texas: B E T
Oregon: *takes Washingtons have and walks away*
Cali: aannnnnnnddd Oregon wins
Ohio: look at this dooood *points at Michigan*
Ohio: ooooooh ohoo, wait till u see dis
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Illinois: HAAAAAAAAA OMFG
Indy: he isn't that ba—
Michigan: *roles up sleeves*
NJ: PHILLY
Pennsylvania: for the last time New Jersey.. I. Am. Pennsylvania.
NJ: Who?
Pennsylvania: OMFG
Vermont: I MAKE BETTER MAPLE SYRUP THAN CANADA ADMIT IT!!
New Brunswick: wt f?
Quebec: CANADA IS THE MAPLE GOD
Maine: VERMONT IS STILL BETTER
Ontario: \-_-/
Saskatchewan: likeokIdontreallycare
BONUS
Texas: ALL WOMEN ARE QUEENS!!!!
New York: *comes out from woods* IF SHE BREATHES, SHE A THOOOT!!
*epic battle scene*
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