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VIII

A+ for stupidity.

'You would think my mum is proud of me for not doing drugs and cocaine, but no..she gets mad at me for leaving cups in my room.' - Han

'I never make the same mistake twice, i do it four or five times just to be sure.' - Seungmin

'Imagine how hot i'll be if i actually eat right, and take care of my body...i mean, I'm not going to do it, but just imagine.' - Changbin

'They say money doesn't buy happiness, well...give it to me and i'll show you how its done.' - Han

'I love it when kids tell me what they want to be when they grow up, because i'm still looking.' - Chan

'I want to date someone cuter than me, but sadly i'am the cutest...SIKE YOU THOUGHT I WAS UPSET!.' - Hyunjin

'If i ever wanted to kill myself, i would climb up Jisung's ego and then jump down to his IQ.' - Jeongin

'I don't hold grudges...oh look its that bitch from 3rd grade that said i couldn't count.' - Seungmin

'I haven't lost my virginity because i never lose.' - Changbin

'I heard you like bad boys..well i'm bad at everything.' - Hyunjin

'Sometimes, i like to think that i have my shit sorted and life together, and then I'm like 'wow that was a great 30 seconds.' lol.' - Woojin

'If you cant handle me at my worst then leave..because i'm never at my best i'm always awful.' - Minho

'Today is leg day, everyday is leg day because your too busy running away from your problems.' - Chan

'Does Felix think in English or Korean?.' - Jeongin

'Bold of you to assume he thinks.' - Chan

'Anyone under 5'7 cant be talking about fighting anyone. what you gonna do? headbutt someone in the nipples?.' -  Hyunjin

'Say goodbye to your kneecaps asshole.' - Changbin

'You know when someone says ''I love you'' i always say ''I love you more''.' - Minho

'But why would you say that even if you don't mean it?.' - Jeongin

'Because life is a competition and i need to win.' - Minho

'Wtf.' - Jeongin

'Truth or dare?.' - Felix

'Truth.' 

'Whats your credit card number?.' - Felix

'Dare.' 

'I dare you tell me your credit card number.' - Felix

'fuck you.' 

'In your face you outdated little bitch.' - Felix

'Goodbye you little shit.'

'Sometimes i feel like dying..' - Felix

'Wh--' Changbin

'But then i remember i wont be able to see you again and then i don't feel like dying anymore.' - Felix

'I feel like dying.' - Jeongin

'Good for you.' - Minho

'What if Cinderella was a cooking slave instead of a cleaning slave, and her name was mozzarella?.' - Jisung

'Don't ever fucking talk to me again.' - Seungmin

'Should we leave?.' - Woojin

'Yeah lets go.'

'Goodbye you little shits.' - Woojin and you