Woojin: I got the cake!
You: uh Chan I think you might want to see this!
Chan: Wha- Woojin?
Woojin: It's perfect I know, you don't need to compliment my hard work-
Chan: It literally says ''Happy 18th birthday Fred''.
You: Who the fuck is Fred?
Woojin: Oh shit he's gonna turn 19 this year right?
You: Who the fu-
Chan: His name is Felix...
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Woojin: Oh, it's okay.
Changbin: Yeah it's okay, we don't need no education.
Seungmin: Yes you do, you've just used a double negative.
You: Lmao.
Seungmin: This is why I hate people.
Hyunjin: Oh, well that's not fair. have you met all of them?
Seungmin: No but-
You: He's met enough of them to hate them, people. What a bunch of bastards.
Seungmin: Finally someone who understands me.
You: Your welcome.
Days later....
Jisung: Can I put my coat on, I'm cold.
You: Yeah sur-
Minho: No, your nipples look great.
You: Minho wtf.
Jisung, from the inside:
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Changbin: Can we just stop using those stupid memes of yours y/n!
You: No! its the last chapter, so shut the fuck up!
Changbin: Excuse me bitch?!
Jeongin: Don't fight! (if you know what I mean then ur real lmao)
You: And who do you think you are?
YOU ARE READING
AT RANDOM I stray kids x reader ✔
Fiksi Penggemarfelixs farts are elite (if anyones cringing at this story, trust me i am too 💀)
