jeongin: so in conclusion..minho has every right to laugh and smile about it.
jisung: what are we talking about again?
woojin: your dad.
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you: lol, don't worry yourself about it hannie.
seungmin: i just realised that i'm not afraid of ghosts..
hyunjin: that's because ghosts are afraid of you.
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chan: how did none of you hear what i just said?
felix: i've been zoned out for the last 2 and a half hours ago...
changbin: i got distracted about halfway through.
seungmin: ignoring you was a conscious decision.
minho: in other words, no one gives a fuck.
you: maybe the wall is interested.
jeongin: i don't understand.
hyunjin: i agree with minho.
woojin: don't expect that everyone is going to listen, even if your the leader...
jisung: OH OKA- oops sorry, lets try again...so minho was smiling because JYP tripped and fell? wow what great manners you have...
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you: MOVING ON!
1 hour later...
chan: has anyone seen my phone?
woojin: it was beeping when you were taking a nap and i saw that you only had four percent so i plugged it into the charger in your room.
chan: oh great :)
20 minutes later in changbins room...
chan, crying: i WANT TO MARRY HIM RIGHT NOW!
changbin: oh my GOD LET GO OF ME!
felix: i'm coming to save you baby changb- oh are those timtams..YUM
jisung: *puts honey in his tea* hell yeah get in that leaf juice you sexy bee sauce.
woojin: do you take constructive criticism for your sentences?
jisung: i absolutely do not.
you: yeah he does.
jisung: when the fuc-
you: when you talk about my dick.
straykids: wtf.
you: jokes on you.
minho: anyway so guys whats on your mind?
felix: your fingers have fingertips but your toes dont have toetips, and yet we can tiptoe, yet you can tiptoe but cant fingert- wait minho, where are you going?
seungmin: to find a-
you: HELLEVATOR!
seungmin: no, stop right there.
you: make me.
seungmin: suck my dick.
you: with pleasure.
seungmin: the pleasures all mine.
jeongin: my virgin ears.
you: ahaaaaa bitch stop acting like i didn't catch you and jisung last night.
chan: you DID WHAT?!
you: oh yes i did, so don't even try to deny it.
chan: spill.
you: they were up at 3am playing monoploy.
straykids and the whole fucking fandom: what the actual fucking fuck ?
jeongin: well then...let's move on to plan 2.
you: plan what now?
jisung: you mean plan B.
jeongin: that would only insinuate that i only have 26 plans.
you: the fuck?
seungmin: don't ask.
you: yeah your teacher said that when you were about to ask her why you go at zero.
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