jisung: what if rocks are soft, but just tense up when we touch them?
chan: how stoned are you right now?
minho: was that supposed to be a fucking pun?
you: why you looking at me?
minho: wtf.
you: bitch i didn't say shit.
chan: there's something about sitting on the counter that i cant explain..
jeongin: its because its where all the snacks belong.
hyunjin: making my way downtown..
hyunjin: walking fast.
hyunjin: ....
hyunjin: waking slower so changbin could keep up cuz he short as fuck.
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minho: your 21 now, what are your plans?
you: i'm fucking 18.
minho: that's not the point.
you: get alcohol poisoning and ride home in an ambulance.
minho: shoot for the skies y/n.
you: you asked for it.
felix: we can bake these cookies as 400 degrees for 10 minutes or 4,000 degrees for 1 minute.
woojin: no, that's not how you make cookies.
hyunjin: FLOOR IT.
felix: how about 4,000,000 for 1 second?!?
woojin: YOUR GONNA BURN THE DORM DOWN-
felix: I'M GONNA HARVEST THE POWER OF THE FUCKING SUN TO MAKE COOKIES.
chan: DO IT.
woojin: NO-
changbin: do it...
*stray kids moved into a new house*
seungmin: felix your not allowed in the kitchen anymore.
felix: my plan worked.
you: what do you mean?
felix: i ain't doing the stupid dishes anymore.
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changbin: your such a genius.
*chan coming back from his ''nap''*
chan, yawning: that was the greatest nap i've ever had.
woojin: really? how long was it?
chan: 4 minutes.
you: lol, who told you to stay up working on me?
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chan: your dad.
woojin, starts eating chicken: why is life getting more interesting.
minho: what even is life.
seungmin: my dick.
you: if life is your dick..then no wonder they say life is 'short'.
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hyunjin: short just like changbin.
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changbin: i can say the same thing...
you: what?
seungmin: wheres felix?
*smells the air, there's a smell of burnt food*
straykids: FELIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIX
1 hour later...
stray kids moved into a new home..
your fucking house.
stay tuned for XIII, TBC
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AT RANDOM I stray kids x reader ✔
Фанфикfelixs farts are elite (if anyones cringing at this story, trust me i am too 💀)
