AT RANDOM I stray kids x reader ✔

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Running and screaming like a mental bitch you made your way to stray kids apartment, and had a fucking session trying to find your own copy of spare keys to their dorm, and then after 26453647 years you got in.

And man do you wish you never knew stray kids.

There he was the mighty Felix running around half naked with a sausage in his hand whilst Chan chasing him. W t f.

'HYUNJIIIIIIIN I MISSED YOU!.'

'Biiiiitch here you go, some photocards lmao.'

'...........'

'Chaaaaaaan i'm getting bullied.'

'I didn't fucking do anything, Seungmiiiiiin help me.'

*Changbin comes in all of the fucking sudden*

'Who's bullying my potato??.'

And I don't know fucking why but Hyunjin pointed at me, and at that very moment I realised that I never felt so betrayed.

'Oi you motherfucker when did I eve---'

I couldn't finish my dirty sentence because Minho just kidnapped me.

I can't believe my vagina right now, seriously Minho I don't like being carried like a sack of potatos and rice.

'Minho honey?.'

'Yes honey bunns.'

'I'm on my fucking perio--'

And before I could finish my sentence AGAIN I was thrown to the ground just like a sack of potatos.

And there I sat on my knees praying to Jesus that one day we will all be fucking sane again, not like we ever were but you fucking know what I mean.

'PLZ LORD JESUS CHRIST, HELP ME AND MY NINE LOYAL SERVANTS GET A---'

And I was rudely interrupted again by Jeongin.

'How dare you disturb my holy prayers.'

'Uhhhhh first of all I do dare, second of all I don't give a fuck about what your doing and third of UNLESS YOU WANT CHANNIE HYUNG TO WALK AROUND IN YOUR BRA AGAIN THEN FINE YOU CAN SIT HERE AND PRAY AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH'

'CHAAAAAAAN GIVE ME MY BRA BACK!.'

You started chasing him.

'NEVEEEEER I STRIPPED YOU FROM IT, THEN IM FUCKING KEEPING IT'

And that's when everyone stopped fucking around, and looked at me and Chan, I just gave them a perverted look and jumped on chan....

'Then lets do it again..ahahahahahahha.'

'We will'

and we never left his room till 04:32 am in the morning.

Because we were playing pokemon go.

stay tuned for II, TBC