Bestiary

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"Got it," Natasha said, coming back. She held pieces of paper in her hand. They distributed the papers. "Who wants the actual book?"

"Me," Stiles said. "It's my book anyway. Gimme."

She sighed, giving it to him.

Stiles smiled at her. "Thanks. Start reading now! I'm gonna test y'all later, so read carefully."

They immediately turned their gaze to the paper. Stiles knew what 'extra notes' he put in there. On the page that had the title ALPHA WEREWOLF, he put the words stupid psychotic uncle aka peter hale aka ex girlfriend's dad, so it looked like this:

ALPHA WEREWOLF
(Derek's stupid psychotic uncle aka Peter Hale aka Malia/ex girlfriend's dad)

So all the titles were:

BETA WEREWOLF
(Liam Dunbar aka ANGER MANAGEMENT PROBLEM SO WATCH OUT)

TRUE ALPHA WEREWOLF
(Scott McCall aka BFF aka Brother aka puppy dog)

DARACH
(English teacher aka Jennifer I think aka Derek's half girlfriend)

ALPHA PACK
(Deucalion aka Demon wolf aka blind man that became not so blind thanks to us)

DRUID
(Alan Deaton aka VAGUE AS FUCK aka vet)

KANIMA
(Jackson Whittemore aka Lydia's ex aka bully aka BAD AND SCARY)

KITSUNE
(Kira Yukimura aka Scott's gf aka Japanese + Korean girl aka history teacher's daughter)

NOGITSUNE
(Me. Actually, literally, me. AKA VOID ME or VOID STILES or just BAD BAD BAD KITSUNE)

WERECOYOTE
(Malia Hale/Tate aka ex gf aka Desert Wolf's daughter)

HELLHOUND
(Jordan Parrish)

CHIMERA
(Theo Raeken aka greedy as fuck aka so not fourth grade Theo)

BANSHEE
(Lydia Martin aka crush aka soon-to-be-wife-not-really aka smart aka QUEEN)

HUNTER
(Allison Argent aka sis aka best friend aka Scott's ex)

HUMAN
(Mason.)

MOUNTAIN ASH
(Magic powder aka IMAGINATION)

NEMETON
(Magical Root thingy aka source of our problems aka tree stump)

WENDIGO
(Donovan aka stupid)

WEREJAGUAR
(Kate Argent aka came-back-from-the-dead-crazy-aunt aka Derek's girlfriend?)

That was all Stiles had. And the reason why he never let anyone see the bestiary is because of the BANSHEE page.

Stiles picked up his pen. "Guys, I need to add something." Without waiting their response, he put on the paper:

SPARK
(Stiles aka me aka the one the pack left behind)

Still figuring out what a Spark can do.

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