He can't, for the life of him, do the fucking splits. Yuri showed him how to do it without hurting his crotch, but he. Just. Can't. Do it!
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34.) Slenderman
He can't, for the life of him, do the fucking splits. Yuri showed him how to do it without hurting his crotch, but he. Just. Can't. Do it!
