Newsies Polygamy Headcanons

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-They're always really touchy but after dinner they start to get softer

-All the beds in the boarding house are pushed together to make one big bed that everyone sleeps in

-They all usually sleep in the same positions

-Albert and Race sleep facing each other, with their various limbs lying around on each other. 

-Sometimes they give each other hand jobs in bed and have a competition to see which one will be noticed first.

-Crutchie sleeps curled up in a ball, and Jack sleeps spooning him with his hands over Crutchie's chest. He kisses Crutchie's neck until he falls asleep.

-Elmer sleeps sprawled out like a starfish, often with someone lying on top of him.

-When Davey and Les spend the night, Davey sleeps spooning Jack and Les sleeps next to Crutchie, who tells him bedtime stories and strokes his hair.

-Sometimes things get sexual (when Les isn't there, obviously)

-Race will start giving someone a hand job thinking it's Albert, and when it's not, they usually end up in a heated make-out session

-Which of course makes all the other newsies horny because they're teenage boys sleeping in a bed together.

-Race doesn't care who he's with as long as he gets to hear them moan his name

-Albert likes to be topped, preferably by someone heavy (*cough* Jack)

-Elmer is always kissing somebody, not necessarily the person he's with at the moment

-Jack is the Super Top of the century, getting everyone hot and bothered with his dirty talk and commanding vocals

-Except for Crutchie

-Crutchie has a Major praise kink and everyone knows it. When they're pounding him, they make sure to slip in how good he's doing, how he's such a good sub. He eats it up.

-When Jack and Crutchie get together they're so loud the whole complex could hear them

-Because Crutchie and Albert are both bottoms, they often get tag-teamed by Race, Elmer, and Jack

-Albert likes it rough and Crutchie likes it gentle

-When Davey comes over without Les, you know it's gonna be a wild night

-Dave is so sensitive and all the newsies eat it up

-He loves being touched everywhere, and it's so easy to make him happy even Crutchie could top him

-Once he tried, Dave busted a nut early, and Crutchie got so embarrassed Jack had to spend 20 minutes calming him down, telling him he did good, so good. But that never happened again.

-They have competitions to see who can make everyone come the most. Usually it's Jack but occasionally it's Elmer due to his uncanny ability to seem to touch everyone at once.

-On the rare occasion that one of them brings a girl home, one of the beds is pushed into another room

-One time Katherine spent the night and she thought someone was getting hurt so she stepped into the Newsies Orgy Room not knowing what the sound was. It was Race and Albert attempting to out- flatter Crutchie, who was a turned-on mess at this point

-She was so embarrassed that she forgot to leave, which was, to her surprise, met with an invitation to join them

-She happily obliged, topping the shit out of all of them

-Except for Jack. They were fighting for control the whole night.

-Sometimes the newsies invite the other boroughs to join them

-Those nights are never spoken about out of the bedroom

-ESPECIALLY ones with Brooklyn

-But the ones with Brooklyn are the best ones

-Spot will always try to pretend he's a top, but after half an hour he's too turned on to disobey commands of the real tops

-He's always talking tough until Jack comes over and starts flirting the skin off him

-Jack can mold him like clay; he loves watching Spot squirm and gasp because of him

-Spot will complain at first, but after a very short while he's way too in the moment to pretend like he's anything but extremely aroused.

-In conclusion, the newsies are all a loving, caring, polygamous family

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