Mortals Meet Percabeth

Tiffany Schneider

The first thing you should know about me is that I'm rich. Drowning in gold and money in fact. Why would m parents name me after that jewelry store, Tiffany and Co.? They're not potato sacks. 

I get my riches from Daddy and my looks from Mother, who's a model. My dad's a lawyer. So guess what that automatically makes me? The most popular girl in school.

That's right. Me, Tiffany Schneider, is the coolest girl in NYU or New York University. I use most of my time wisely as any college girl should, doting on my boyfriend and shunning the losers and loners here.

Wondering who is a loser and a loner here? Annabeth Chase. Sure, she's a famous architect but not only did she reject being popular with me, she publicly embarrassed me doing so! Humph! I told Daddy to sue her but she made her case first and was able to end up sueing me! 

And then guess what happened? Daddy made me sell my diamond pencil case! With the diamond encrusted pencils too! And it's all Annabeth's fault!

Suddenly, someone bumps into me. I get overbalanced due to my six inch platforms and fall over. The ground hits me hard and I look up. Annabeth is standing over me, looking flustered.

She quickly drops down and collects all her books, shoving them into her backpack. "Hey!" I yell.

She looks up and scowls before saying, "Sorry,"

"Excuse me? Sorry?"

She glared at me. Oh she was so in for it.

Time Skip

After Annabeth ran into me, I sued her, but she, again, sued me instead. And then my parents cut me off. And it's all Annabeth's fault!

After I lost my money, people started to shun me too! And Annabeth was popular after that. When Daddy hears about this, they're all going to be sued!

Today is a very important day though. Today is the Summer Olympics. And guess who's gonna be there? The school hottie!

Yup, Perseus Jackson, the Olympic Swimmer is on the Olympic swim team. What a small world! Anyways, my plan is to get Percy to date me, fall in love, and then get rich! I know, it's perfect! It's why I get all F's, for fabulous, in my classes.

Oops! That's the bell. Tata lovelies!

Time Skip to Swim Meet

I'm not popular anymore, so I have to sit in the back of the stands. I went without complaint though, taking my seat. I sat in the center to be sure Percy saw me. I even made a sign! It said: Go Persee!! with a bunch of hearts surrounding it. It took me all night to make! And it gave me an excuse to put on extra make-up to look even pettier for my future husband!

The whistle blew and the swimmers set off. I wasn't even paying attention; I was looking for Annabeth, to make sure she didn't interfere with my plan. I saw her sitting at the front of the stands, wearing an Olympics Swim Team jacket. I couldn't see the name on the back because her rat's nest hair was covering it.

She was cheering on our team and standing and clapping and everything. The announcers announced the winner and Percy had won. He had won all of his races after all. What did you expect? I'd never like some loser or failure!

Then Percy, when Percy was making his speech, he sent an anonymous date! "Dinner are seven? You know who you are and you know where."

He grinned his signature smile and ended his speech. Oh my God! He asked me out! And I could only assume that he was going to pick me up at my apartment and drive me to his mansion! How sweet too, not making a scene, though, I wouldn't have minded if her did.

Annabeth went up to congratulate him, the blonde bimbo. She smiled and hugged him. I snuck up behind them and listened in to their conversation. "You're such a cheater!" she accused.

"I only do it when you're here."

"I love you, you know that? You don't have to break a record every time to impress me, you know."

Percy chuckled. "I do. It just gives me a valid excuse to do so each time."

Annabeth giggled and kissed him. On the lips! I pried them apart and shoved Annabeth off my man. Unprepared, she slipped, hitting her head on the edge of the pool with a sickening crack before falling in.

Percy, in shock, just stood there, and I took that to my advantage. I stretched up on my toes and pressed a soft kiss to his lips. When he didn't respond, I pressed harder. He stiffened and abruptly pushed me away. 

His eyes were dark with anger as he dove into the pool and pulled Annabeth out. He laid her on the ground and called some people.

Three girls and two boys came and crowded around Annabeth, questions floating in the air, unanswered.

"What happened?"

"Is she breathing?"

"How do we stop the blood?"

"What do we do?"

"Does anybody have anything? Ambrosia? Nectar?"

Annabeth was lying in a pool of her own blood, her body limp. Percy was kneeling beside her, crying. I came behind him and wrapped my arms around him.

"Oh Percy,"

He whirled on me, eyes glaring. "You. It was you..."

"Percy," I whined. "It was a terrible accident."

He lunged and someone intercepted from the side. It was a buff Asian hottie. Percy curled up into a ball and just laid there in a fetal position. The hottie picked him up and placed him next to Annabeth. Percy uncurled himself and bent over her.

Someone must have bandaged her because she groaned and blinked open her eyes, propping herself up on her elbows. "Percy..." she whispered.

Percy perked up and hugged her tightly. She gasped and weakly wrapped an arm around him. "Hi Percy..."

He was crying into her shirt. "Don't do that to me again." His voice sounded muffled.

I took this is a good time to swoop in and pretend this was all an accident. I knelt down next to them. "Yes, please be careful in the future, Annabeth. You gave me such a scare!"

I gave a lighthearted laugh, hoping this would better portray my act. Percy pulled away from Annabeth, who sunk back to the ground, with a murderous look in his eyes. "Don't you dare pretend-"

"PRETEND?!" I screeched. "It was a huge accident!"

That was it for Percy's patience.

Time Skip

I ended up in the hospital, with Annabeth, but was released much later because my injuries were so much worse. (A/N: Tiffny's injuries weren't bad, she sprained her wrist. She got released later because doctors were checking for signs of mental illness) Annabeth and Percy ended up filing a case against me, again! I lost all of my money that I worked weeks to build up, which they gave to my parents, as a compensation for having "to deal" with me.

Now I'm broke and hated and everything.

All because of Annabeth and stupid Percy Jackson.

That's how I met-what the idiots that dote on them say-Percabeth.

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