We arrived at the what so called jelly fish field
I was so amaze by the greenish of the park and the jelly fish swimming around the park with nothing to loosed.
"spongebob ????" said patrick worriedly
' uh... ah yes ???' i was so caught up of day dreaming i don't even realise he was there
lets go jelly fishing !!!!!!! say patrick excitedly
patrick then run around the field trying to caught the jelly fish using his net (backward)
'uhhh.... patrick ????'
''yes spungebob ?''
'your net.... its backward'
"silly spongebob its how smart people do it "
i started to wonder is he really that damn idiot ???? am i supposed to be in love with this guy ( damnit writer ! why did you do this to me )
ok go back to the story ( i still don't know how do i supposed to be in love with this guy)
"SPONGEBOB ! " shout patrick
' yes ?'
" where... where are you jelly fish thingy ?"
' do you mean my net?'
" whatever that fancy word is.... yes"
i gotta make an excuse for this, i don't even know i even own one ukhhhh think andrew think what's the great excuse for this, oh i got it !!!
' i...i lost my net' said me
"ouhhh...... its ok you can borrow mine i know its a little dirty but i think you can manage that " said patrick as he handed me his net
his net handle just look so slimy its... its gross !!!
' uhh no thank'
" oh well suit yourself" said patrick while chewing the net handle
WTF ! thats really gross, his stupidity is gone too far!!!!
" how about we get some ice cream, my threat"
' oh well if you say so'
* few moment later*
" can i have a triple double scoop with double kelp chocolate"
no wonder why is this guy so fat he literally order a triple scoop with whatever the chocolate name is , how the hell did he didn't get diabetes yet ???
" spongebob what do you want ?" ask patrick
' one scoop of strawberry please'
it look like a regular ice cream.... but how the fuck is it not floating how the fuck does everything stay still and not floating and also is the ice cream dangerous since i just turn into sponge what if my humaness is still apart of me ? would i die? should i eat it ? as i was about to eat it the ice cream fall, ah shit now what ? i dont even have a money how am i supposed to buy one
" don't worry buddy you can taste mine" said patrick
' thank pal'
what the fuck did i just say pal ??? WTF, like you just met him today and now you just but like your spongebob now so its ok right ??? right ???
oh god why am i even agreeing of this in the first place. OH GOD OH FUCK !!! what do i do, shit why am i suddenly blushing ( wtf brain its not a right time )
*lick*
eh its doesn't taste bad at all it actually taste the same like regular ice cream
*blarghblargh*
uhh what that sound *opening my eyes*
WHTHEFUXCK !!!!!!
he shoved the entire bite into his mouth and....and he basically kissed me
'uhhh pat???? ' trying my best to not blushing so hard
" yes spongebob ?"
'ca...can you get out of my lips please' i was blushing so hard i look like a kawaii anime girl my face was like (๑꒪⍘꒪๑)
" ohhhh...." thats all he could said to me
doesn't he even think this is just really inappropriate i know he has a brain same size as a walnuts but you really must be fucking dumb to not think this is inappropriate
he then suddenly pull my tie and decide to kiss me ( for real this time) in font all these people i mean fishes. i was so groggy my face was blushing really hard as red as patrick skin my face was like (*'ｪ｀*) i was so embrassed i decide to slap him and run away as fast as i can
i could never forget this day in my entire life i wouldn't care if my grandson and grandaughter thing this is weird i dont care this is the only love story that ever matter in my 40 years of living in this world.
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