The next day came
* spongebob alarm sfx* the alarm is ringing god whoever spongebob is he should really throw that shitty alarm away oh wait im him now ( oh well mine as well threw it in the garbage)
As i was about to throw this giant alarm to the garbage can i saw patrick digging thru my garbage and I suddenly has this flashback when we accidentally kiss
I then decide to approach him and offer him some free food ( because im so generous duh)
Hey pat......
Oh hey spongebob !!! Said patrick with full enthusiasm
what are you doing ??? Say me worriedly
Making breakfast said patrick
Uhhhhh you wanna maybe eat breakfast together at my house
Oh yay free food !!!!!
* at kitchen*
I was so confused of what i would cook like what do sea creatures eat for breakfast ??? A plankton??? Another fish???? I dont knowwww
Suddenly my hand reflex by itself by making a burger 🍔
Dang I can't even made my own burger how the fu-
i decide to shake off my thought
Here ya go pat a burger
( a little note from the writter aka me: im just gonna put the alias name so yall doesn't get confused who's talking with who)
P: patrick
S/A : andrew as spongebob
P: did you mean a krabby patty
S/A : ye...yeah i guess
P: spongebob are you ok ??? You acting pretty weird in a past few days
S/A : *say the person who acting stupidly dumb for forever !!!* ummm... no! No! Im alright infact im better than EVER
At that moment patrick look at me very closely to my face and our face almost touching since his face is very close to mine i can almost smell his smelly breath
P: hmmmm 🤔 OK !!!!!
S/A : fiuhh.... that was close
P: what close ??? Is the krusty krab going to be closed, noooooooo!!!!!
S/A: aw shit did i just said it out loud
P: .............?
S/A : i just can't hide this anymore i dont care if my feeling never return or he probably think im weird af for saying that im not actually spongebob and he would eventually try to stay away from me because of that
S/A : pat..... there's something i have to tell you
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My lover is a STAR-fish
RomanceAndrew rannells is a handsome young actor from omaha nebraska he live a wonderful life he got everything he wanted well almost Until one day he went snorkling with his bois and an accident happen andrew ran out of gas and then he drown The next da...
