[S1E1- Escape from EnderCon]
Director: And... action!
Jesse: Wait! We're supposed to stick together!
Petra (suspended in midair by harness): Jesse, help me!
Jesse (grabs Petra's hand to pull her down, his harness starting to pull him upward while he tugs on a fencepost): I can't... hold on!
(Petra's harness snaps, causing Petra to fall and pull Jesse with her)
Jesse (lands on Petra): Oomph! Ow.. my ribs...
Director: CUT!
Petra: Your ribs!? Imagine how I feel, you nitwit!
Jesse: YOU brought that on yourself!
Petra: Hey, now, don't you blame me...!
Paulo (sighs in irritation)
...
[S1E2- Petra's Wither sickness]
Petra: You got me away from the Wither Storm... but I'm worried you didn't get me out soon enough.
Jesse (acts shocked): What?
Director (to himself): Good shock, Jesse.
Petra (rolls up her sleeve to show Wither scar, but it's smeared purple paint all over her arm): Wait, you said it should've dried already!
Director: Oh shoot... CUT!
...
[S2E2- Jack gets the clock]
Romeo (director): Action!
Jack: I trained with the griefers of the Whispering... err, I mean...
...
Jack: I trained with the TNT Jugglers of Tristan's... dang it...
Romeo: It's "Tristy Cove," Jack!
...
Jack: I trained with the TNT Jugglers of Trist... tris... aw, come on!
...
Jack: I trained with the TNT griefers of Boom Town, Jesse. 'Nuff said.
Lukas (breaks character and falls down laughing): Ha-ha-ha-ha... I... where's my journal...
Romeo: Can we PLEASE get serious here!?
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[S2E1- Jesse's armor-up sequence (Redstone Riot)]
(Jesse suits up in the Redstone Riot armor, then walks over to the pedestal with the sword)
Romeo: And 3, 2, 1, grab sword!
Jesse (grabs the sword and raises it, but slips and stumbles backward and falls down): OOF!
Romeo: Cut!
Petra (laughing, walks up to Jesse and lightly kicks him on the side teasingly): Not so smart-looking now, huh, Jesse?
Jesse: Shut up...
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[S1E5- Duel with Aiden]
Aiden (leaps at Jesse, sword raised, but harness snaps and he falls on Jesse instead): WHOA--OOF!
Jesse (clearly in pain): Get... off... me.
Aiden (laughing but still trying not to break character): Looks like I win, Jesse. Got anything to say for yourself?
Jesse: ... just why, Aiden...?
Director: CUT!
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RandomA book to rant and discuss theories about things, usually movies, TV shows, or video games. It's mostly Minecraft: Story Mode, among other things. Any and all tags will also go here. Things to expect in this book: - Rants (probably not anymor...
