E p i s o d e 7: MH17 (What really happened)
On a plane to Kuala Lumpur (crossing Russia)
Cap.Piers: Good evening, ladies and gentlemen. This is your captain speaking. I'm Piers Morgan and welcome aboard Malaysian airlines flight MH17 Boeing 777 flight from Amsterdam to Kuala Lumpur.
*plane ascends*
-Meanwhile In Ukraine-
Ronaldo: *stepping on daffodils*
Suarez: *trying to bite Van Persie's arm*
Van Persie: Would you cut that out?
Suarez: Gladly. *cuts out Robin's arm* *chews on it*
Van Persie: Wow you're stupid! At least I still have my legs *kicks Suarez in the face*
Suarez: *grabs hold of Van Persie's leg* *bites it off*
Van Persie: Moron.
Ronaldo: so good! *holds out his thumd while biting on Van Persie's leg*
Van Persie: Where's God when you need him.
Jimmy: I'm right here, Robin.
Van Persie: BLASPHEMY!
Ronaldo: Blast- whaatt?
Van Persie: Blasphemy!
Ronaldo: Nonono! Please don't blast me! Blast that flying plane instead! *points to MH17*
-Meanwhile in MH17-
Cap.Piers: *sobbing* And my dearest Jim left me for that wicked monkey! Oh... I miss him!
Everyone: ...
Cap.Piers: OH.EM.GEE!! Did I just say that out loud? Ohmygod I'm such.a.JERK!
Everyone: No, you're a moron.
Cap.Piers: *cries hysterically* you guys are like...so freakin mean omg.
Bob: Dude...we're just honest people.
Bob's cat: And honest cats too.
Daffodill: Notice I didn't say anything?
Jim: Oooh, what does this button do? *presses button on missile*
Ronaldo: *missile launches* oops.so good.
Jimmy: Pretty fireworks!! *looks up at the sky*
Van Persie: I am amonst such IDIOTS! *rolls his eyes*
Suarez: *looking at the flying missile* hey! I was going to eat that!! *pouts*
-On the plane-
Little kid: Mummy! Mummy! Look, its a rocket!
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