The Jim, Jimmy and Captain Piers Morgan Show

Episode 2: Mmm, I Like Coconut Filling

E p i s o d e 2: Mmm, I Like Coconut Filling

Cap. Piers: *sighs* I wonder how Jimmy and Jim are doing....

-Meanwhile in Hawaii-

Jimmy: Jim, where are my false teeth?

Jim: What?? *puts his hand to his ears* your gold geese??

Jimmy: My false teeth, Jim! Got coconut fillings in your ears again?

Jim: What's that Jimmy?? I can't hear you... I think I got coconut fillings in my ears again!

Jimmy: Urgh... I thought you were something more, Jim. Turns out you're just like all the other eighty year old women I married.

Jim: Are you breaking up with me?? Well, I hope you never ever find your false teeth! Peace out, yo. *files away on a unicorn*

Jimmy: *turns to the dragon standing next to him* Hey Those are some impressive scales. Mind if I remove them?

Jim: *reappears* Wow, I never thought an eight year OLD MAN would say that... scarred for life....

Jimmy: I am thirty-two, mind you. How old are you? Ninety? *rides off on his hippo like a boss*

Cap. Piers: I want my Hawaii trip back...

Jimmy: *flies above him* Wow, you still look hot. How does riding in the sunset sound to you?

Cap. Piers: I'm allergic to the sun. HASTA LA VISTA JIMMY. *takes beer bottle out of his pocket* *smashes it on his head* *jumps into the sea and swims with the dolphins*

-To Be Continued-