E p i s o d e 6: Rock Me In My Rocking Chair
Cap. Piers: Maybe a free trip to Hawaii was a terrible idea after all...
Daffodil: Let's make the most of it. Pluck me, baby.
Cap.Piers: Enough of plucking! You're gonna be bald soon..
Daffodil: Isn't that good? I'll finally be able to move swiftly inside you. *grins* No more Head & Shoulders for me. hehe
Nicki Minaj: Get a room!
Daffodil: Getting a room's to mainstream. Let's do it out here.
Cap.Piers: That's what she said..
J.Lo: So get on the floor.
Shakira: I DARE YOU!
Daffodil: Not you guys again!
Ronaldo: Didn't I like...kill you?
Daffodil: People squish me all the time so I have nine lives. That was my ninth life.
Ronaldo: *steps on Daffodil* oops. That was your tenth I guess?
Daffodil: *while dying* oh. so good.
Suarez: You wil be when I have you for breakfast tomorrow.
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