S p e c i a l E p i s o d e : FIFA Edition
Ronaldo: *chewing on his KFC* mm...so good.
McDonald Dude: This is the ridiculously good looking man who ruined my business.
Ronaldo: But it's so good! Try it yourself. *lets him take a bite*
Suarez: You taste good.
Italian guy who passes by the trio: *puts his arm around his wife and walks quickly* Come on now honey I don't feel like going to McDonalds any more.
Pitbull: Come on Miss Worldwide. We're gonna play truth or dare with Shakira.
Shakira: I dare you...
Pitbull: Come with me now dale. *embraces Shakira*
Shakira: Leggo
Pitbull: YOU KNOW YOU WANT ME YOU KNOW I WANCHA
Shakira: I know my hips don't lie but I'm starting to feel this love.
Jennifer Lopez: Alright everybody get on the floor.
Shakira: I should leave.
Pitbull: Come on dale lets just feel this moment.
Beyonce: *to Shakira* If you like it you should've put a ring on it.
Shakira: Nah I'll pass.
Jennifer Lopez: *winks at Pitbull* I really wanna dance again.
Pitbull: Unless you want to go back to when you were in your twenties cuz dale that dress is not doing you good.
Daffodil: Come on babe. * crumps in front of him* You know I'm the real deal.
Jennifer Lopez: My body is fine. If you want to feel like the party freak you think you are then get on the floor. If you're an animal then tear up the floor.
Suarez: Okay! *tears up dance floor*
Ronaldo, Pepe and Rooney: *crumping*
Suarez: *crunching*
-To Be Continued-
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