E p i s o d e 1 : Aircraft Love Affair
Captain Piers: Good evening ladies and gentlemen; this is your captain speaking. Passenger seated at A27, would you like to accompany me for dinner after this flight?
Jim: I'm married you moron.
Cap. Piers: Good evening once again, ladies and gentlemen. The toilet doors will now be locked and the seat belt sign will be turned on due to a major heartbreak. Kindly remain in your seats.
Jimmy: Hey! *bangs on the toilet door* Would you get over your heartbreak already?? I really need to pee!
Jim: I have a spare bottle under my seat that I keep for emergencies. *winks at Jimmy* But for a hot catch like you I'll give it up.
Cap. Piers: *after eavesdropping on their conversation* Er.... ladies and gentlemen, the oxygen masks will be dropped from the celling... shortyly...
Jimmy: Why thank you Jim, that will do just fine... Do you want to share an oxygen mask with me? *winks back at Jim*
Jim: What a kind offer. Of course I would!
Jimmy: Well then, scoot a little closer.
Jim: *scoots closer to Jimmy* How lovely.
Jimmy: Do you want to meet up at the gym sometime?.... Jim?
Cap. Piers: Good evening ladies and gentlemen, Captain Piers, here. My lastest single, 'Heartache On The Plane Seat' and 'Heartbreak Piers' can now be bought on iTunes. If you buy my single, you will get a free trip to Hawaii. The place I was suppose to go with my beloved Jim.... *sobs*
Jimmy: Ugh! I hope you drown in your tears... actually... I'll buy your two singles, me and Jim could really use a trip to Hawaii! What do you say Jim?
Jim: I'm really looking forward to it. *smiles sweetly at Jimmy*
Cap. Piers: Gentlemen, it's been a pleasure working with you.
*crashes the plane*
*plane lands on an island*
Jimmy: *puts his fingers to his lips and whistles*
*unicorn arrives*
*Jimmy & Jim hop on the unicorn*
*They fly to Hawaii*
-To Be Continued-
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