Michael Girls: Dead as of July 24/25, 2014 when Michael got his eyebrow piercing.
Luke Girls: Dead as of June 26, 2014 when the album was up on Tumblr and Luke's vocals at the end of Eighteen was heard.
Calum Girls: Alive but slowly dying as Calum gets more and more tattoos.
Ashton Girls: Alive but on life support as the holes in Ashton's shirts increase in number and size.
The Fam in General: Barely holding on as "soon" has come and past and the boys are getting bigger and living their dreams.
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RandomRandom shit related to 5SOS that the 5SOSFAM should know about because 5SOS is awesome. CAUTION: You may have a feels attack and/or a laughing fit. Credit to Tumblr :) Humor #674 9/9/14 COMPLETE :)
