Michael as a parent

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Son: Hey dad, what are we having for dinner?

Michael: Pizza.

Son: Hey dad, what are you packing us for lunch?

Michael: Pizza.

Son: Hey dad, can you make me an omelet?

Michael: Okay.

Son: What did you put in it?

Michael: Pizza.

Son: Hey dad, I don't feel so well.

Michael: Go eat some pizza.

Son: DAD, I THINK I JUST BROKE ME ARM!

Michael: Rub some pizza on it.

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