Son: Hey dad, what are we having for dinner?
Michael: Pizza.
Son: Hey dad, what are you packing us for lunch?
Michael: Pizza.
Son: Hey dad, can you make me an omelet?
Michael: Okay.
Son: What did you put in it?
Michael: Pizza.
Son: Hey dad, I don't feel so well.
Michael: Go eat some pizza.
Son: DAD, I THINK I JUST BROKE ME ARM!
Michael: Rub some pizza on it.
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