Things not to say when you're near a 5SOS fangirl

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- OMG 5 es oh es is such a cool band!!!

- Oh gosh Ashton the leadsinger is so damn hot with his eyebrow piercing!!!

- Calum the Asian, who plays drums is so fucking perfect!!

- I love it so much that Calum dyes his hair often in crazy colors and pierced his lips!!!

- Holy shit I love the British boyband 5SOS!!

- Luke's tattoos are sooo hott!!!

- I'm in love with Michael's giggle, his dimples, and his curly hair!!!

- Calum is such a giant!!

- Ashton lost his penguin Daniel again!!

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If anyone said those near me, I will literally smack the crap out of them.

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