Luke: Guys, we are out in 5.
Michael: I haven't finished my sandwich.
Luke: But you already ate two of them-
Michael: I SAID I HAVEN'T FINISHED YET!
Ashton: SHUT UP GUYS, I'M TRYING TO TAKE A SELFIE HERE!
Calum: I want to pee.
Michael: I think I should Google my crave for sandwiches.
Ashton: OH MY GOD, MY SELFIE GOT 300 RETWEETS IN 2 MINUTES!
Calum: I will seriously pee myself if I don't go to the toilet right now!
Michael: Guys, I'm pregnant.
Ashton: I KNEW IT!
Calum: Is it legal to pee on an unborn baby because I will.
Michael: *runs away from Calum* GO AWAY, MY BABY HAS TO BE SAFE!
Ashton: I think I got him pregnant.
Luke: I hate this band.
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