Luke's daughter: Daddy can you give me ceweal?
Luke: Wait sweetheart, let me ask- ASHTON WHERE'S THE CEREAL?
Ashton: I DON'T KNOW!!! STOP SCREAMING AT ME, WE'RE 2 FEET APART!
Ashton's son: *giggles uncontrollably*
Calum's son: *walks up to Luke's daughter?* *hands cereal* Here you go.
Calum: Look at my son, picking up chicks like-
Luke: Continue that sentence and I'll chop your balls off.
Michael's son: Daddy, uncle Luke said balls. Hehe.
Michael: There's nothing to cut because uncle Cal has no balls. * high fives son*
Calum: God Michael, you're such an asshole.
Ashton's son: Daddy, what's an asshole?
Ashton: Oh my god, where did you learn that word- MICHAEL, CALUM CAN YOU NOT SWEAR IN FRONT OF MY KID!?
Luke: Stop screaming, Jesus Christ.
Luke's daughter: *counts Cheerios as she eats them* One...two....thwee...
Michael's son: You're a loser, lol
Michael: That's my son right there.
Luke: Oh jeez, not again.
Calum's son: Daddy, did you get another tattoo?
Calum: Yea, but don't tell mom.
Calum's son: But you can't hide that.
Calum: Not if you wear a sweater, son.
Luke's daughter: DADDY, UNCLE MIKEY'S SON IS BEING AN- wait what's the word- AN ASS!
Luke: WHERE DID YOU LEARN THAT WORD?!
All the kids: Uncle Calum!
Luke: *glares at Calum*
Michael's son: Daddy, is this what you call a fucked up moment?
Ashton: Oh my god, where do you kids learn these words? *stubs toe* MOTHERFUCKER!
Calum's son: Isn't that my daddy's job?
Calum: Nice one *high fives son*
Luke: Why did it reach this point where all I asked was for some damn cereal?
Luke's daughter: Daddy, what does damn me-
Ashton: No need to learn that word child, no need.
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