TwoBit: I sneezed on a beet and the beet got sick
TwoBit: I sneezed on a arm and the arm got sick
TwoBit: I sneezed on a ankle and the ankle got sick
Dally: stop
Dally: right now
TwoBit: I sneezed in the air and it got everybody sick with the bubonic plague and it wiped out half the universe
Dally: 🙄
Soda: hi, my names Michael with a B and I've been afraid of insects my whole life
Steve: hold on, where's the B?
Soda: THERES A BEE?!?
Steve: Road work ahead? Uh Yea, I sure hope it does
Johnny: what are y'all doing?
Soda: AHH...Stahhp. I coulda dropped mah croissant
Dally: I'm going to kill y'all
Ponyboy: stop watching vines
Ponyboy: they r so four years ago
TwoBit: ITS WEDNESDAY MY DUDES
Johnny: ITS SATURDAY
Steve: Welcome to Bible Study. We're all children of Jesus... Kumbaya my looordd
Darry: stop acting like children
TwoBit: It's a avocadooo...thanks
Soda: Get to Del Taco. They got a new thing called Freesha-- Free-- Freeshavaca do
Johnny: y'all need to stop blowing up my phone
Steve: Say Coloradoo I'M A GIRAFFE!!!
Dally: I'm going to walk down the street to your house and punch you
TwoBit: I brought you Frankincense" "Thank you" "I brought you Myrrh" "Thank you" "Mur-dur" "huh...Judas..no
Soda: All I wanna tell you is school's not important... Be whatever you wanna be. If you wanna be a dog...RUFF. You know?
Darry: stop
Dally: YOU BETTER STOP
Soda: Later mom. What's up me and my boys are going to see Uncle Kracker...GIVE ME MY HAT BACK JORDAN! DO YOU WANNA SEE UNCLE KRACKER OR NO?
TwoBit: Oh hi, thanks for checking in I'm still a piece of garrbaagge
Steve: And they were roommates" "Mah God they were roommates"
Soda: That was legitness
TwoBit: 2 shots... of vodka...
Johnny: YALL ARE BLOWING UP MY PHONE
Soda: let me see what you have
Steve: A KNIFE
Soda: NOOOO
TwoBit: look at all those chickens
Dally: I'm legit walking up to your house now
Steve: I want a church girl that goes to church and reads her bible
Soda: well, when life gives ya lemons
Steve: I HAVE THE POWER OF GOD AND ANIME ON MY SIDE
TwoBit: hurricane Catrina? More like hurricane tortilla!
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Teen Fiction"Need help hiding a body? 😏"- Dallas Winston Eleven teenagers in a gang have to try and survive the daily life as a greaser in Tulsa, Oklahoma with the help of their friends along the line ~OC's~ Charlotte Winston Jamie Winston Lennon Winston (som...
