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Sodapop: here's the tea
Steve: no
Sodapop: fuck you
Steve: that's gay
Sodapop: excuse me
Sodapop: I'm not the gay one here *dallas* *darry* *ponyboy* *johnny*
Dally: and I'm not gonna fuck any of you guys
TwoBit: wtf did I just walk in on
Ponyboy: a lot
Johnny: I'm so confused
Jamie: you should be
Charlotte: what the fUck it's four am
Steve: that's not the problem here
Steve: the problem is Soda
Soda: okay okay laugh it up
Soda: I LITERALLY SAID 'HERES THE TEA' AND IM GETTING BULLIED
Johnny: the reason you're getting bullied isn't because you said here's the tea
Johnny: it's because it's FOUR AM
Charlotte: speak the truth Johnnycakes
Soda: excuse me you're my girlfriend this is a b u s e
Dally: ew
Charlotte: stfu Dallas you're gay
Darry: ITS FOUR AM EVERYBODY SHUT THE FUCK UP
TwoBit: language Darrel
Steve: that's coming from TwoBit?! Wow didn't know it did that
Soda:

That's a fucking threat
TwoBit: oh we're doing Tik Tok quotes now
Ponyboy: please no
Johnny: again, it's four am
Dally: y'all are annoying as fuck
TwoBit: I didn't know our mascot was a fucking bottom
Soda: renegade
Steve: what did it say
TwoBit: take a bus to Los Angeles
Soda: were not on the bus
TwoBit: I KNOW
Steve: to Los Angeles
Soda: WE BLEW UP THE BUS
TwoBit: I KNOW
Steve: to Los Angeles.
Soda: so what are we supposed to do?
TwoBit: wait for anything bus?
Soda: WHAT IF WE BLOW UP THAT ONE TOO
Charlotte: 🖕
Sorry for taking so long, thanks for 19,000 reads!! :)

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