"Till Death Do Us Part." A Creepypasta Fanfiction (Discontinued)

Questions (P.2)

Warning: The Birds and The Bees story in the future of this chapter

"Cool." I mumble. She grabs a paper. When she sees it, she smiles. She looks up at me.

"Beautiful." She answers, almost breathlessly. I tilt my head in confusion.

"What?" I ask. She smiles wider, handing the note to me. I look down.

On a scale of one to beautiful, how pretty is Luka? ~Big Ben

I roll my eyes. Slender grabs a paper. He hands it to Jill.

"I would love to have a sleepover." She answers. Kenzie giggles, clapping. I grab a paper.

Kiss, Marry, Kill. Everyone in the room. Both of you. Explain.
~Clockwork

I hand the paper to Kenzie. She sighs, pinching the bridge of her nose.

"I would kiss Toby, marry Masky, and kill Laughing Jack." Kenzie answers. "Toby wouldn't hold it over my head. Masky seems like the one to listen and give good advice... I don't like Laughing Jack."

"You barely even know LJ." I argue. She shrugs.

"I hate clowns." She argues. I look over at LJ. He is pouting. I sigh. I look around the room.

"I would... kill Ben. Marry... Hoodie. And kiss... Masky, I guess." I answer. "Ben is just fucking annoying. Hoodie seems suitable. He can cook, kill, clean, listen... Masky is cool."

I wish I could see Masky and Hoodie's faces. Ben looks agitated. I smirk. Kenzie grabs a paper. She looks so confused.

"Uh... I guess tentacle porn?" She answers, unsure. I sigh, snatching the paper.

Tentacle porn, Indian porn, or lesbian porn? ~Jeff

"Okay..." I sigh. Slender grabs a paper. He hands it to EJ.

"One of my friends suggested that to fix my vision, I should eat kidneys. I got so addicted, I couldn't go without. The world banned kidneys so I killed my mom, eating hers." EJ explains. I nod, grabbing a paper.

Can you ride a horse? ~Lost Silver

"I, uh, actually can ride a horse." I nervously answer. Kenzie grabs her paper.

"I do have a pet. Her name is Fluffy. She is a wolf pup. Luka has a pet, too." Kenzie answers.

"I have a fox pup." I add. Slendy grabs a paper. He opens it.

"I... have three brothers. Splendorman, Trenderman, and... Offenderman." Slender answers.

"Offenderman?" I ask. Everyone's faces twist in fear and anger.

"Sexual O-Offenderman. He i-is a r-rapist." Hoodie casually answers. I sigh and rub my temples. I grab a paper.

When did you lose your innocence? ~EJ

I'm so confused. I put my head in my hands and hand it to Kenzie.

"Can someone please explain this to me?" I ask. Kenzie sighs. I look up.

A cucumber is shoved into my face by Jeff. LJ is in the back making a finger motion of a finger going to a circle. Words are being shouted from every direction. I hide my face in my knees, a dark blush covering my face. Everyone silences.

I look up. Hoodie stands in front of me. He takes one of my hands.

"These imbeciles are talking about sexual intercourse. When two animals mate, this is how they reproduce. The male impregnates the female and the female gives birth to her offspring. It's where babies come from. When Ben asked about you virginity, he was asking if you had ever had sexual intercourse with another person." Hoodie explains. "Pretty much, he is asking if a male has put his genital in you, with your consent."

I look down. I rub the back of my head.

"Uh, she was raped by our Grandpa. That's why I killed him. She never willingly gave herself to anyone." Kenzie explains. I look up at Hoodie.

"So, sexual intercourse is the reproduction of a species. It involves a male sticking his genital into a female?" I ask. Hoodie nods. I smile. "Thank you, Hoodie."

He nods and kisses my hand. He walks back over to his spot on the ground. Everyone sits back down.

"To answer your question, EJ. About five seconds ago." I answer. EJ nods.

Kenzie grabs her paper. She sighs.

"I... do not wish to tell." Kenzie explains. I sigh.

Slender grabs a slip of paper. He hands it to Clockwork.

"Yes, I hear the ticking of the clock in my head." Clockwork answers. I smile, grabbing another paper.

Who do you have a crush on? ~Toby

I look up at Toby, handing the paper to Kenzie.

"What is a crush?" I ask. Kenzie sighs.

"Do you get warm or a weird feeling in your stomach whenever you are around someone?" Kenzie asks. I tilt my head.

"Yeah, LJ's candies make me have weird feeling in my stomach. It's super fucking weird, it also makes my thoughts fuzzy." I explain. Kenzie glares at LJ.

"No, do you feel that way around a person?" Kenzie asks.

"No, not off the top of my head." I lie. Kenzie sighs. My thoughts wander to Hoodie. I shake my head, mentally cursing yourself. I start to blush, the stupid butterflies coming back.

"Okay..." She trails off. She grabs a paper. "My favorite food is... fried rice."

She drools. I roll my eyes. Slender grabs a paper. He hands it to Masky.

"It's cheesecake. Who doesn't love it?" Masky asks. I shrug, grabbing another paper. It's the last one.

Why did you run into the forest after you killed your family?

My thoughts start running.

"Some part of me was calling me into the forest. I listened to it in my... insanity." I explain, hugging my knees to my chest. I sigh. Kenzie pulls her note.

She looks up at me. "Can I have your knives?" Kenzie asks. I nod. I pull them out and hand them to her. They change from red and blue to purple and hot pink. "Luka's soul color is purple and Janet's was pink."

She hands me my weapons. I place them in my boots. I sigh, resting my head on my knees. Slender hands Lost Silver the paper. His face light up. He looks over at me.

"I would love to!" He shouts. I smile sweetly. His smile widens. I stand up from my chair.

"Well, I'm fucking done. I'm going to my room and I'm taking my sister." I growl. I grab Kenzie's hand, dragging her to my room.