"Till Death Do Us Part." A Creepypasta Fanfiction (Discontinued)

Absurd Combinations

I pounce on the man, digging my knives into his back. He groans out in pain. He flips over, sending me flying. I groan, standing up. I bury my knives in each side of his neck. He finally falls to the ground, dead. I sigh gently, wiping my forehead.

I walk over to the dead teenage boy's closet. I open it, funneling through the clothes. Something red catches my eye. I grab it, smirking.

I grab a CD case and a DVD player, sliding it all into my backpack. I jump from the window just as flashing lights cross the house.

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I smile, wrapping the present. I walk out of my room, slinging my arm over his shoulders. Toby looks up at me.

"Yes?" He asks, twitching. I roll my eyes, holding the present to him. His eyes widen in shock. "F-for me?"

"No, it's for the wall. Yes, it's for you. Now, open it!" I shout excitedly. He smiles, sitting down. He tears it open.

He holds up the red and blue hoodie. He smiles widely, looking up at me. He twitches excitedly.

"Thanks, mom!" He yells, running off. I freeze. My eyes widen in shock. One of my hands rests on my abdomen, the other over my mouth.

"Huh, has a nice ring to it. Huh, kitten?" A voice asks, arms snaking around my waist. A chin rests on my shoulder. I look over.

"Uh, ya. It does." I answer. He chuckles.

"Hoodie! I need your help!" Masky calls. I smirk.

"Bye." I call. He rolls his eyes, pulling his hood up. A feeling of exhaustion overcomes me. I sit on the couch, soon almost asleep.

"Luka, what are you doing?" Kenzie asks. I take a deep breath.

"Tired... go away." I groan. Kenzie smiles sitting next to me. I yawn, kicking my feet up. She sets something down in my lap.

"Slender said that you have to stop going on missions now. It's bad for the baby." Kenzie explains. My eyes shoot open.

"How the heck do I settle my bloodlust?" I ask. Kenzie shrugs.

"Animals?" She suggests. I narrow my eyes, groaning. Suddenly, a blue and red blur tears down the stairs. He stops in front of me, smiling. Toby tics. He is wrapped up in his adorable Spiderman hoodie.

"You're the best, mama!" Toby yells, hugging me. I smile. He giggles, running off. I look over at Kenzie. She smirks at me.

"Mama, huh?" She asks. I nod. She smiles before wrapping her arms around. My stomach growls.

"I'm hungry..." I complain, standing up. I walk into the kitchen, leaving Kenzie on the couch. I walk into the kitchen, opening the fridge and freezer.

I pull out the pickle jar and some waffles. I throw some waffles into the toaster I attempt to open the pickle jar before quickly giving up.

"Hoodie!" I whine. He is by my side in a second. I point to the jar. "I can't open the pickle jar...!"

He chuckles, opening the jar. I smile, pulling out a pickle. I slice it into strips. I put the pickle jar away and the waffles ding. I pull the waffles out, smiling. I grab the whipped cream, smearing it on top. I then take the pickle slices and lay them on the waffles. I slam the two waffles together, making an absurd sandwich.

Hoodie gives me a confused look. I glare at him, exiting the kitchen. I sit back down on the couch, holding my plate happily.

"Can I have some?" Kenzie and Toby ask. I smirk, cutting off two pieces. They pick one up, consuming them at the same time. I smirk widely.

Suddenly, Toby runs over to the trash can and Kenzie runs to the bathroom. I smile happily, eating my food. Toby looks over at me, teary eyes.

"I-I think you may have r-ruined waffles for me..." He crys, hacking more chunks.

"WHAT DID YOU DO?!" Kenzie yells. I smile, eating more of my wacky combination.

"Waffles, whipped cream, and pickles." I explain, finishing off my food. Kenzie walks in, looking very annoyed. I lazily smile. She walks away, fustrated.

I laugh, smiling to myself.

This is going to be a long nine months...