Okay y'all, so I had to start this book over. 😭 But, this one will hopefully be even funnier than the last one. And hopefully y'all still enjoy this dumb ass book.
So last year, Prince delivered presents as Santa and got into an altercation with a kid and even ran into Obama, or some shit like that. If anybody remembers that, I don't know if I should be impressed or concerned. 😂
But this year, Prince is still getting his ass in the red suit and scaring all the children. Enjoy.
*Somewhere in a big ass mall*
Boss Dude: Where the hell is this dude? We can't be waiting around all day for his dumb ass to show up.
Elf lady: Well, he was the only person left after the original old bastard quit😒
Boss Dude: Well if he doesn't show up in the next five minutes, I'm gone shove my foot up somebodys as-
Prince: *Bursts through doors that snacks a kid*
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Prince: I'm here. Your lives just got better.
Boss Dude: About damn time, Princess.
Prince: Sorry I'm late. I saw one of those sexy lil gift wrappers in the toy department and I just couldn't help myself😏😭
Boss Dude: Please don't tell me you did what I think you did...
Prince: Gawd, I love pussy 😭😭😭
Boss Dude: You know what, all I want you to do is to get your ass out there and ask kids what they want for Christmas, okay?
Prince: Just as long as they don't touch me, I'll do it.
Elf Lady: They'll be on your lap tho...
Prince: Oh that's all? Shiii, I got ladies on my lap daily. This will be easy.
Elf Lady: These are kids tho
Prince: Yeah, how do you think they got here? By some bitches my lap😁
You:*Bursts through the door in an elf costume* Prince if you don't stop sinnin with your unholy ass and get out there to them kids I'm gone break my foot off in ya ass!!
Prince: Fine! If it will shut you up.😒 *Puts on Santa hat and walks out*
*Kids cheer and scream*
Prince: What's good? Ho ho ho and shit. 🎅🎅
You: Bitch, if you don't get into character...😭
Prince: Who wanna sit on my lap and tell me what they want from me first? You, over there! Mama with the big titties!
You: You ain't having grown ass women on yo lap fool!
