You: *Looking at porn* You see that? Why can't most guys do that?
Mimi: Because guys don't know what they doin when it comes to pussy
Prince: *pops out of fuckin nowhere* Somebody say pussy?
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Mimi: This boy still living with you?😭
You: He won't leave!😭
Prince: You know you love me😏
You: P get out I'm tryna have some alone time with my friend😒
Prince: I'm the friend you need to be spendin time with. After all I'm a good influence💯
Mimi: Excus-
Prince:*Jumps between y'all on bed* What are we watching? OH LAWD JESUS NOT DA PORNOGRAPHY OF WOMEN
Mimi: Absolutely da pornography of women
Prince: Not on da laptop computer😭
You: Like you ain't seen this shit before 😒
Prince: 😭😭Her titties so big they got they own life insurance policy😭😭
You: CAN YOU GET OFF MY BED?!😭
Prince: Calm yo silicon booty I ain't the first man to be on yo bed😒
You: You right. you the first midget to be on my bed now get out
Prince: To late now sugar I'm invested 😎
Prince: *Hits play* pffffft he ain't doing shit to her why are y'all droolin over his weak strokes?
Mimi: You'd know lots about weak strokin I'm sure😒
Prince: Imma ignore that simply because I'm tryna get right with God and I ain't going to hell because I bent you over on this bed and showed you a real mans stroke game 😒
Mimi: I'd choose hell over that anyday😒
You: You'd have a better chance getting into Michelle Obama then you got getting into heaven
Prince: You can't even getcho nasty ass, sinning weave through the church door😒
You: You couldn't even get you heels in the damn church parking lot
Prince: Can we please be children of God and watch this porn in peace?!😭
*a few minutes later* Prince: This shit going down let me take off my jacket
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You: GO AWAY
Prince: I'm to involved now I gotta see what he finna do because at the moment he look like he about two pumps away from coming on her Kim Kardashian titties waaaayy to early 😖
Mimi: I hate how its the dudes stroke that is bothering him right now...😐
Prince: His stroke is offensive to all man kind. Looks like a block of wood tryna hump the bitch
You: How about you go start a class about how to hit it and leave us alone?
Prince: Don't be ridiculous I would never hump anything in front of anybody😒
Mimi: NIGGA THATS WHAT YOU DO AT EVERY PERFORMANCE!!! YOU HUMPIN THE MIC THE FLOOR SOME BITCH BACKSTAGE THE GUITAR THE GUITAR STAND THE DRUM SET THE KEYBOARD THE DAMN LIGHT POST NIGGA😭😭😭
Prince: Pfffft I don't know what she talking about
You: You probably hump shit in your sleep the hell you lying for?
Prince: The point is, I ain't starting no damn stroking class! Now shut up and watch the porn!😭😭
Mimi: Giving me a damn migraine😔
You: He IS the migraine😒
Prince: You the ones who make me this way. I was minding my own business and I hear y'all mention pussy, how can I not come investigate?
Mimi: Easy, keep yo ass in the bed💁
Prince: And how about you shut yo mouth before I shove my foot up yo ass
Mimi: bitch please yo foot so small I won't even feel it😂
Prince: Hey! My feet ain't little!😭
You: The rest of you is😂😂
Mimi: The height
Prince: Bitch-
You: the intelligence level
Prince: What-
Mimi: The brain
You: Don't forget the baby penis he packing
Prince: MY DICK AINT LITTLE😭
Mimi: He right
Prince: Thank you😒
Mimi: Its below average😂😂😭
Prince: WHAT
You: *Baby talk* wittle itty bitty baby penis😂👶
Prince: What about yo small ass titties looking as flat as Taylor Swifts ass😭
You: I embrace my small titties😁💯
Prince: you about to embrace a royal ass whoopin' in a minute keep talking shit
Mimi: You about to embrace a face full of concrete if you dont get yo ass out this room😁🔪
Prince: y'all crazy as hell...I like it😏💦
Mimi: *Picks him up and throws him out the door*
Prince:*flying down the stairs* SEND ME THAT VIDEOOOOOooooooo....... *Thud*
You: You didn't kill him did you?
Mimi: Please I wouldn't kill him.
Mimi: I'd whipe the floor with his midget ass but never kill him😂
You: I'd love to see you use him as a mop
Prince:*From downstairs* That's a good song inspiration!
You: Oh hell😒
Prince: *singing in falsetto* 🎶 she mop the floor with my ass after I told her her titties weren't going to last. So much fillers in her face and ass crack tried to tell her Whitney was right when she said 'crack is whack' 🎶
You: *Throws brick at his head*
Prince: *Singing in falsetto again* 🎶 Owwwwwwww 🎶
A/N: I'm sorry I don't know what this was. 😂
Also can y'all spot the Key & Peele reference? I've been on a binge of that show this week and I must say my soul has been blessed.
Also mimi45961 I'm sorry I made you a part of this mess of a chapter😂 Tag me in a crazy chapter of Phereome to get even
