You: Now P you better behave yourself, this is not the day to be your normal annoying ass self, this is serious.
Prince: Bitch please, I've been to lots of funerals. I know how to act when the time is right.😒
You: You better or so help me God
*You two walk inside *
Prince: These drapes are horrendous 😶
You: What did I just tell you in the parking lot?! Behave!
Prince: I'm just throwing it out there, geez😒
You: I'm going to go say hi to my family. Find a seat and sit down.
Prince: imma need for you to stop talking to me like I'm a child
You: Then imma need for you to stop acting like one. Now sit down.🙄
Prince: Can I at least go to the bathroom and freshen up?
You: Just don't cause a scene.
*A few minutes later* You: Aunt Denise, I'm so sorry about Uncle Jerome.
Aunt Denise: it's alright baby girl, he ain't in pain anymore☺️
You: You right 😊😊
Prince:*Bursts through the bathroom door knocking a little girl over *
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Prince: Much better.😏
Aunt Denise: Who is that?😶
You: Oh him? He's nobody 😂 Excuse me
You: What are you doing?😡😡
Prince: Sucking on my lollipop like I suck on pussy, wbu?
You: Why the hell are you dressed like my period?😡
Prince: You know, I could say a million things about the way you dressed but imma keep my mouth shut because there is a dead guy laying right there and I don't feel like having a ghost come after my ass for being disrespectful at his funeral.😒
Pastor: Hello everyone!
You: Just sit yo ass down, the service is starting.
Pastor: We are gathered here today to celebrate the life of our dear friend, and loved one, Mr. Jerome.
Prince: Heyyyy I gotta a friend named Jerome 😁😁😁
*Everyone looks at P*
Prince: Oh no, not that one😂 Different Jerome. Younger, way more alive 😂😂
*old lady gasps*
You: P, zip it!😡😡😡
Pastor: As I was saying, Jerome and I go way back. He and I played football together back in highschool, went out with some girls, had some fights, made up and had a great time together.☺️
