You: He canceled ANOTHER date. I swear, I'm so over this man and his little games🙄
Mimi: Hold up. You STILL talking that boy? What part of "leave his ass" didn't you understand?😒
You: Well I thought he'd come around if I gave him a few chances. I know he's been busy lately, it just would be nice if I were a priority in his life🙄
Mimi: If he makes you feel unimportant, then that means it's time to leave his aint shit ass baby girl😘
Prince:*bursts through the ceiling eating a donut* Somebody say a man aint shit?👀👀
Mimi: Yes we talking about you now go away😒
Prince: Please, I know you both want a taste of this lollipop 😏
Mimi: I'd rather eat straight up dirt 🤣
Prince: That's hurtful😒
You: Dirt probably be sweeter😂
Prince: This lollipop sweet as tea and gots some spicy personality 😏
You: Dirt has more personality than you do tf he talkin about😂
Mimi: The dirt has more game than this lump of a perm🤣
Prince: Y'all the dirt!😫 I'm the rain. Smooth, calming and makes the dirt all wet😏
Mimi: I'm boutta throw up 🤢
You: P leave us alone so we can have some girl time. Damn 🙄
Prince: Oh no I can't leave now, now that I'm invested in your relationship problems *kicks shoes off*
Mimi: oh look. I didn't think it was possible for him to become shorter😒
Prince:
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You: I ain't taking relationship advice from you. 😒
Prince: Why not?
Mimi: how about two failed marriages?💁🏽♀️
Prince: That first one wasn't my fault, Maytes pussy stank🤢
You: What happened with the second one?
Prince: Her titties were lop sided
You: That's how you know they real dumb ass no wonder a woman aint tryna love you🙄
Prince: No woman can handle what I bring to the table alright?
