A Christmas Story: Part 1

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Dedicated to mimi45961

Prince:*Getting under the blankets in bed* Damn Christmas. So much noise and headaches😒

Prince: I got better things to do than worry about such a stupid day of the year that Don't mean shit😒

*Big ass noise downstairs*

Prince:...

Prince:MAYTE THAT BETTER NOT BE YOU AGAIN YOU STANK PUSSY ASS BITCH GO THE FUCK HOME

*Some chains come through the wall n shit*

Prince: THE FUCK KINDOF VOODOO SHIT IS THIS??!! MAYTE YOU DONE LEARNED SOME MAGIC TO KILL ME?!?!😫

Prince: THE FUCK KINDOF VOODOO SHIT IS THIS??!! MAYTE YOU DONE LEARNED SOME MAGIC TO KILL ME?!?!😫

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Prince: *Shrieks like a girl* WHO THE FUCK LET YOU INTO MY HOUSE BRUH

Ghost Sly: I let myself in. You left the door unlocked fool😒

Prince: Who are you?😧

Ghost Sly: I am the ghost of Sly Stone💀

Prince: Sly Stone ain't dead😕

Ghost Sly: Not the point.😒

Ghost Sly: Be warned! I am here to tell you of your fate if you don't change your ways, Ebenezer👻👻👻

Prince: Who the fuck is Ebenezer?!😭

Ghost Sly: Okay listen. I'm new to this shit okay? I just haunted three other niggas from like 12 different centuries, I'm a little mixed up on names

Prince: Why are you haunting people? You ain't even dead😒

Ghost Sly: Because it's my job nigga! Damn, just....Can't you just be scared n shit? It would make my job so much easier if you just greased yo drawers so I can tell you about the three other dudes that gone be here later😒😭

Prince: Hold up, there's more of you?!

Ghost Sly: I'm afraid so. Those three spirits will come haunt yo midget ass and hopefully knock some sense into you

Prince: But I don't need that shit. I'm fine just as I am. Women want me, men are jealous of me, I got money and fame😏 What more could a brotha ask for?

Ghost Sly: keep on fuckin at the rate you do and you'll be asking for an unwanted child or an std😒

Prince: Funny😒 So I'm gone be haunted by three other not dead people or else what? I end up like you?

Ghost Sly: Exactly. Just like me, covered in chains from my nose to my dick😭

Prince: Why yo dick got a chain?😶

Ghost Sly: why you asking so many dann questions?😒

Ghost Sly: Look, midget I got to send three ghosts to you to set you straight.

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