Storyline credit goes to the one and only @paisleystoryteller Thanks for the idea! Enjoy.
You: *Gets in car* Finally! An all girls road trip. Whose ready ladies?😏
@mimi45961 : I am! We needed this😭
@NubianGoddess494 : Tell me about it. I was so close to loosing my shit y'all don't even know😭
You: Oh trust me, I do. @paisleystoryteller You ready girl?
Paisley: Oh hell yeah. Who wants to listen to some tunes?😏
*Muffled voice from the very back* I do.
You: *Slams on the breaks*
Mimi: I know I didn't just hear no midget talkin😐
Nubian: Maybe it was the radio🤭
*Muffled voice again* How about I just sing for y'all? Free REAL QUAILTY entertainment mamas
Paisley: *rips blanket off P*
Prince:*Shrieks like a little girl*
You: Im got kill him🔪😔
Prince: You can't be ripping blankets off people what if I was naked?🤭
Mimi: I would've come castrated yo ass
Nubian: I would've recorded it, Im sure somebody would pay to see that go down🤷🏽♀️
You: P what the hell are you doing?!😡😡🤬
Prince: Well I WAS trynna enjoy a little road trip but SOOOMEBODY had to blow my cover😑
Nubian: You about to be road kill if you don't get up out the car 😒
Prince: What so I can't enjoy a road trip either?
Paisley: Its a girls trip punk ass😒
You: Maybe he think them heels would get him in
Prince: They about to go up yo ass little girl watch yo mouth 😩
You: *Unbuckles and starts to crawl in the back seat*
Mimi: *grabs steering wheel*
Prince: *Screaming and crying like a lil bitch* BITCH WE GON CRASH GETCHO CRUSTY CHEEKS BACK IN THAT SEAT😖😱😭
You:*Gets back in seat* Alright fine but the first children's home we pass, his midget ass if gettin dropped off
Prince: Not the children home😖
Nubian: Talk shit now😒
Prince: Why y'all so fuckin mean?😫
Mimi: Because you ruin everything
Prince: Im tryna provide y'all with some strong, sexy male presence for yo protection and this is the thanks I get. Aint this some shit😒
Paisley: Pffft we'd be safer at R Kelly house😒
Nubian: Id feel safer walking into the White House 😕
You: Id get more comfort from sleeping with a rabid bear
Prince: Alright fine y'all made your point but we to far into this to turn back now so y'all stuck with me😤
Mimi: He's right, we already half way to our destination
You: Have you forgotten the children home idea??💁🏽♀️
Paisley: Lets be real they wouldn't take him
Nubian: He'd meet the height requirement tho🤭
Prince: Stop making fun of my height!!!😩😩
Mimi: Bruh shut up its National Short People day, sit back and feel appreciated while we figure out what to do with yo stowaway ass
Prince: I prefer to be called a Ninja..😐🙅🏾♂️
You: You about to be called homeless on the side of the road if you don't shut yo loud self up
Prince: Id rather be then putting up with yo stank ass😒
You:*launches out of the seat back towards P*
*Car swerves* 🚗💨
Mimi: BITCH GETCHO ASS BACK UP HERE AND DRIVE I DONT WANNA DIE
You: Alright fine! You have to come with us but yo ass is staying in the car and if I catch you tryna leave this car at any point during the trip, the world can kiss your crusty pussy hitting ass goodbye😒
Prince: How am I supposed to use the bathroom if I can't leave the car💁🏽😕
Paisley: He right tho
Mimi: He can use a bottle
You: His little pp won't fit in no damn bottle😒
Prince: Im sitting right here!!😡
You: You want me to say it louder or something?!🤬
Nubian: Why don't we put him on a leash
You: Public humiliation I like it🤔
Mimi: Sounds too kinky for me
Paisley: What if somebody think we filming a porn or something?
You: Then we sell the tape to them and make money
Prince: y'all bitchs crazy😶
Mimi: How much you think we could make off of something like that?👀
Nubian: Hold on lemme check *wipes out phone*
Prince: How about we not? unless of course I get a cut
You: You aint getting a cut from anything but a knife if you don't sit back and shut the hell up
Prince: I wanna go home😖
Paisley: To late for that now asshole
Mimi: Yea we in this bitch together now. Puppy porn or not.
Prince: Maybe I should flag down a cop🙃
You: How about we get a hotel for the night? This midge giving me a migraine
Prince: We in the middle of nowhere, where we supposed to get a hotel?
Nubian: Theres one
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